Sticky Fingers (alternate lyrics)

Brainiac, with a zany act, cleptomaniac<br>Before I go to work I drink me a tall glass<br>My crew know, then climb through the window<br>And eye the VCR, and load it in the Pinto, huh!<br>Yes I`m on my way to the bait<br>or should I say the pawn shop, but I don`t smoke rocks<br>Some people say I`m crazy and they think I`m on crack<br>Cause I clock on the grip and I never give it back<br>Coolio loco, you better call Bronco<br>Stole a link from my auntie, and sold it to my uncle<br>Took the flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse<br>Put the girl to sleep then I went through her purse<br>Bandit, underhanded, yes I`m skanless<br>Snake in the grass fool, I`m taking chances<br>If the price is right, you can call me a killer<br>Before I was a rap singer, they called me Sticky Finger<br><br>("But he`s stickin you, and takin all of you money" -- Guru)<br>("I ain`t never got gaffled like that" - JD)<br>("Don`t, you blink, or I`ma rob your ass blind" - Sticky Fingers)<br>("What you doin stickin in that people`s window?" - Richard Pryor)<br>("Gimme that...") big fat dope sack<br>("Gimme that...") ca-di-llac<br>("Gimme that...") big gold chain<br>("That`s the life, a-that I lead" -- Run-D.M.C.)<br><br>Coolio call me shady, janky, slick right<br>You and your crew better duck from my gunshots<br>I takes no lip, carryin no drama<br>If I can`t get you I bust a cap on your momma<br>I never had a grip, so I learn how to shoplift<br>My trenchcoat is long, and now I got a fresh kit<br>Yeah, buddy, thief lookin good<br>Gets much props and respect from the hood<br>Caps from my raps and a trunk full of hubcaps<br>Step to the crew, and you`re bound to catch a pimp slap<br>But I don`t pimp no trick for my dough<br>They got somethin I want, I just rob the hoe<br>Early birds catch the worm so I crow like a rooster<br>They follow me round the store because they know that I`m a booster<br>Tell me what you want and I`ll be the stealer<br>Call me Coolio, or call me Sticky Fingers<br><br>("Coolio...")<br>("First they do` ring, now they mob ring")<br>("Told you before, you shouldn`ta never fell asleep" - Big Daddy Kane)<br>("Give it up, give it up, give it up")<br><br>I don`t wanna go to jail cause I don`t like the lockup<br>Turn out the lights and get ready for the sock up<br>One plus three equals four for the knockout<br>Got circles on that ass like a Mike Tyson PunchOut<br>You better hide your grip, if you wanna keep it<br>I`m driving down the street in your `llac while you`re sleepin<br>I was born with a sickness, that they call brokeness<br>Never said I was the best, but I`m damn sure the loc`est<br>Up, up, and away, like a rocket<br>Some fool got shot, now I`m goin through his pockets<br>He won`t be needin no dollars where he`s goin<br>And when I get to hell I`ma act like I don`t know him<br>I`m takin everything that ain`t bolted to the floor<br>And before I go I steal the knocker of your front door<br>Let me be free for I`m a thief and a gangster<br>Before I was a rap singer, they called me Sticky Fingers<br><br>("Yeah we want everything... do you have any dreams, we want them too")