M. T. V. get Off The Air

<br>Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair<br><br>Flame up the herb<br><br>Woof down the beer<br><br>c(click!)c<br><br><br><br>Hi<br><br>Im your video dj<br><br>I always talk like Im wigged out on quaaludes<br><br>I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go<br><br><br><br>My job is to help destroy<br><br>Whats left of your imagination<br><br>By feeding you endless doses<br><br>Of sugar-coated mindless garbage<br><br><br><br>So dont create<br><br>Be sedate<br><br>Be a vegetable at home<br><br>And thwack on that dial<br><br>If we have our way even you will believe<br><br>This is the future of rock and roll<br><br><br><br>How far will you go<br><br>How low will you stoop<br><br>To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill<br><br><br><br>Youve turned rock and roll rebellion<br><br>Into pat boone sedation<br><br>Making sure nothings left to the imagination<br><br><br><br>M.t.v. get off the<br><br>M.t.v. get off the<br><br>M.t.v. get off the air<br><br>Get off the air<br><br><br><br>See the latest rejects from the muppet show<br><br>Wag their tits and their dicks<br><br>As they lip-synch on screen<br><br>Theres something I dont like<br><br>About a band who always smiles<br><br>Another tax write-off<br><br>For some schmuck who doesnt care<br><br><br><br>M.t.v. get off the air<br><br>And so it was<br><br>Our beloved corporate gods<br><br>Claimed they created rock video<br><br>Allowing it to sink as low in one year<br><br>As commercial tv has in 25<br><br>&quot;its the new frontier,&quot; they say<br><br>Its wide open, anything can happen<br><br>But youve got a lot of nerve<br><br>To call yourself a pioneer<br><br>When youre too god-damn conservative<br><br>To take real chances.<br><br><br><br>Tin-eared<br><br>Graph-paper brained accountants<br><br>Instead of music fans<br><br>Call all the shots at giant record companies now<br><br><br><br>The lowest common denominator rules<br><br>Forget honesty<br><br>Forget creativity<br><br>The dumbest buy the mostest<br><br>Thats the name of the game<br><br><br><br>But sales are slumping<br><br>And no one will say why<br><br>Could it be they put out one too many lousy records? !? <br><br><br><br>M.t.v.get off the air!<br><br>Now