Quickie

Ladies and Gentlemen!<br>Yes my fine gentlemen friends<br>Okay, we`re gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics <br>Called Left Pimping<br>Everybody turn to Left Pimping<br>Now as you can see<br>It`s located in a region near your man<br>Called untitled space<br><br>I`m T-Boz I got it like that<br>Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that<br>Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that<br>TLC and that`s where it`s at<br>I`m T-Boz I got it like that<br>Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that<br>Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that<br>TLC and that`s where it`s at<br><br>We met at the park at the Summer Jams<br>Tims untied with saggy pants<br>Not the kind of guy I would give a chance<br>But he was kinda packin` under circumstance<br>6 foot 3 sexy as can be<br>I saw him through the crowd comin` up to me<br>He said aren`t you that shorty from TLC<br>He told me `bout the things he would do to me<br><br>(So come on over)<br>Let me check you out<br>See just what you`re talkin` `bout<br>(So come on over)<br>Boy you turn me on<br>Talkin` that stuff on the telephone <br>(So come on over)<br>You got me showin` through<br>So I can`t wait to get next to you<br>(So come on over)<br>Don`t let it take too long<br>I`m ready to put it on<br><br>You need some ginseng<br>For your ping ping<br>So we can do it!<br>Oops<br><br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep on me<br>I could not believe<br>Wakin` up and givin` what I need<br>Yeah yeah<br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep so fast<br>Did he have it up his sleeve<br>To pull a quickie on me<br><br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he did not<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>Yeah yeah<br><br>He called me up to apologize<br>Said he owed me one and tonight`s the night<br>Didn`t know if he should get another chance<br>But he was kinda packin` under circumstance<br>He didn`t know that I peeped him out<br>Picked up on what a quickie is all about<br>So went to dinner back to the crib<br>So I could switch it up and show him how it is<br><br>(So come on over)<br>Let me check you out<br>See just what you`re talkin` `bout<br>(So come on over)<br>Boy you turn me on<br>Talkin` that stuff on the telephone <br>(So come on over)<br>You got me showin` through<br>So I can`t wait to get next to you<br>(So come on over)<br>Don`t let it take too long<br>I`m ready to put it on<br><br>Oh wait hold up hold up hold up<br>Is your name Houdickie<br>Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie<br><br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep on me<br>I could not believe<br>Wakin` up and givin` what I need<br>Yeah yeah<br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep so fast<br>Did he have it up his sleeve<br>To pull a quickie on me<br><br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he did not<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>Yeah yeah<br><br>Now as we bring this class to a close<br>There is one last thing that we must review everybody<br>Alright, it`s called the Left Pimp Dance<br>Now what you`re gonna do is you`re gonna put your left foot in front<br>Leeeeeean to the left<br>And dip<br><br>Just like sweet rivers<br>I got a taste for flow<br>My flow`s the next show<br>Lets flip this icy snow<br>And soulfully quiver<br>Cuz the rhythm knows<br>How to correlate <br>With next to vertebrae`s glow<br>I`m runnin` enough days though<br>Meanin` I kill time<br>You heard of Mayo<br>Well my cars do real fine<br>Miracle Whip this lyrical chick<br>On some spiritual shit<br>This will be a perennial trip<br>Damn (damn)<br>I`m that imperial bitch (uh)<br><br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep on me<br>I could not believe<br>Wakin` up and givin` what I need<br>Yeah yeah<br>First he came <br>And then he went<br>Right to sleep so fast<br>Did he have it up his sleeve<br>To pull a quickie on me<br><br>He pulled a quickie on me<br><br>I`m T-Boz I got it like that<br>Left Eye`s dope she`s got it like that<br>Chilli`s fly she`s got it like that<br>TLC and that`s where it`s at<br><br>No no no no no he didn`t<br>He pulled a quickie on me<br>No no no no no he did not<br>And I`m not doin` it with him anymore