Another Perfect Catastrophe

<br>Ain`t nothing like it <br>When it`s twisting and reeling <br>They`ll put the boot right in your eye <br>Because when the floor turns into wall <br>And then the wall turns into ceiling <br>Oh what a lovely way to die <br>Another perfect catastrophe <br>Is just waiting to happen <br>Waiting for the moment to transpire <br>Another perfect catastrophe <br>Is just dying to go down <br>It`s only looking for the <br>Perfect place and time <br> <br>Oh wouldn`t you love <br>To be my partner in crime <br>So many tricks that we could try <br>So if you want to find out <br>What it would been like to my <br>Co-conspiritor <br>Open up the door and step inside <br> <br>When retreat is not an option <br>And remorse just ain`t your style <br>There must be something left to do <br>Because every tragedy is a comedy <br>Unless you`re the victim <br>Then you`re just another monkey in the zoo