I Want My Rib Back

<br>Now the bible tells the story about Adam`s rib.<br>How the Lord made a woman for companionship.<br>Hell the first thing she did,<br>Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit.<br>Well, I guess we`ll be paying till the end of time,<br>At least that`s how it is with that woman of mine.<br>Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.<br><br>Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.<br>And I`m workin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.<br>She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.<br>This has gotta change or honey I`m gonna leave.<br>I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,<br>Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.<br><br>There`s been a hole in wallet and a pain in my side,<br>Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride.<br>Her daddy calls her &quot;angel&quot;,<br>And her momma calls her three times a night.<br>Her cousin`s on my sofa, her sister`s got my car,<br>Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar,<br>Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back.<br><br>Now this is wrong and, baby, that ain`t right.<br>And I`m workin` tryin` to please that woman day and night.<br>She`s never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can.<br>This has gotta change or honey I`m gonna leave.<br>I won`t let evolution gonna make a monkey out of me,<br>Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.<br><br>Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back.