Smokey Joe`s Cafe

<br>One day while I was eating down at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>a-sittin` there readin` down at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>a chicken walked in through the door <br>that I had never seen before <br>at least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>and it scared me when she sat right down next to me <br><br>Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>a chill was runnin`down my spine at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>I could smell her sweet perfume <br>she smiled and made my heart go boom <br>and everybody room at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>they said “be careful - that chick belongs to Smokey Joe” <br><br>And from behind the counter - I saw a man <br>a chef`s hat on his head and a knife in his hand <br>he grabbed me by the collar and began to shout <br>“you better eat up all your beans, boy &amp;amp; clear right on out!” <br><br>Well, I know I`ll never eat again at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>and so I`ll never see again at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>I`d rather eat my chili beans at Jim`s or Jack`s or John`s or Gene`s <br>than take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe`s Cafe <br>I risked my life when that Smokey Joe`s a crazy fool