In Tha Beginning... There Was Rap

These are the tales, the freaky tales<br>These are the tales that I tell so well<br>These are the tales, the freaky tales<br>These are the tales that I tell so well<br>I met this girl, her name was Joan<br>She loved the way I rocked on the microphone<br>When I met Joan, I took her home<br>She was just like a doggie all on my bone<br>I met another girl, her name was Ann<br>All she wanted was to freak with a man<br>When I met Ann, I shook her hand<br>We ended up freakin by a garbage can<br>The next young freak, I met was Red<br>I took her to my house and she gave me head<br>She like blowin dicks, is all she said<br>We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed<br>There`s another girl, her name is Sherry<br>You talk about sex and the girl acts scary<br>I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry<br>Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry<br>Young and tender, sweet Denise<br>Get her in the bed and the girl`s a beast<br>I tell you homeboy if you get a piece<br>She`ll only start talkin bout signin a lease<br>I met a young tender, her name is Lori<br>An X-Rated movie wouldn`t tell her story<br>She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa<br>And just like Lori she`s a real dick pleaser<br>My girlfriend`s name, was Michelle<br>Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale<br>When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well<br>Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell<br>I G`d this girl, her name was Tammi<br>I didn`t wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly?<br>She had a best friend, her name was Janet<br>I pulled her to the side and I spit that game<br>I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan<br>I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam<br>The very next day, I saw her with her man<br>One week passed, and I was in her again<br>I had an old tender, her name`s Jeanine<br>She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen<br>She likes to freak, she`s just a fiend<br>It really didn`t matter when I saw her in jeans<br>I want a big freak, fat and sloppy<br>I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me<br>Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta<br>A country broad from Alabama<br>I met this freak, her name was Beth<br>Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death<br>I was tired as Hell, I was drippin sweat<br>but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath<br>Bake, and, shake, ups<br>I met this freak in Vegas<br>She she said her name was Don-na<br>She was a ?belt? lil` freak from Chi-na<br>I said, "I don`t pimp, or gigolo<br>I`m havin so much paper I don`t need a hoe<br>You can break yourself, but you can`t break me<br>You never met a player like Snoop baby"<br>I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe<br>I took her to my house and we did it on the flo`<br>The girl got freaky let me tell you mo`<br>She was down on her knees, beggin to blow<br>She`s like another freak, named Renee<br>You get her all alone and she`ll make your day<br>Like Burger King, she knows the play<br>and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way<br>These are the tales, the freaky tales<br>These are the tales that I tell so well<br>These are the tales, the freaky tales<br>These are the tales that I tell so well!