All My Exs Live in Texas

<br>Chorus:<br><br>All my exs live in texas<br><br>And texas is the place Id dearly love to be<br><br>But all my exs live in texas<br><br>And thats why I hang my hat in tennessee<br><br><br><br>Rosannas down in texarkana<br><br>Wanted me to push her broom<br><br>Sweet eileen&otilde;s in abilene<br><br>She forgot I hung the moon<br><br>And allison&otilde;s in galveston<br><br>Somehow lost her sanity<br><br>And dimple&amp;otilde;s who now lives in temples<br><br>Got the law looking for me<br><br><br><br>Chorus<br><br><br><br>I remember that old frio river<br><br>Where I learned to swim<br><br>But it brings to mind another time<br><br>Where I wore my welcome thin<br><br>By transcendental meditation<br><br>I go there each night<br><br>But I always come back to myself<br><br>Long before daylight<br><br><br><br>All my exs live in texas<br><br>And texas is the place Id dearly love to be<br><br>But all my exs live in texas<br><br>Therefore I reside in tennessee<br><br><br><br>Some folks think Im hidin<br><br>Its been rumored that I died<br><br>But Im alive and well in tennessee