MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (version

<br>MTV makes me wanna smoke crack<br>fall out of the window and I`m never comin back<br>mtv makes me wanna get high<br>can`t get a ride no matter how I try<br>and everything`s perfect<br>and everything`s bright<br>and everyone`s perky<br>and everyone`s uptight<br>I watch those videos<br>I watch `em all day........<br>and I plug `em in my eyeballs--<br>hey hey<br><br>and the colors are nice<br>and the pictures are nice<br>and the girls are nice<br>everything`s so nice<br>I said MTV makes me wanna smoke crack<br>fall out of the window and I`m never comin back<br>MTV makes me wanna get high<br>can`t get a ride, can`t get a ride<br>can`t get a ride, can`t get a ride<br><br>well I work at the video store makin change<br>and I`m countin out the pennies twistin in my brains<br>condos in the distance and smog in the air<br>no one in the streets and no one anywhere<br>and I drink what I drink and I eat from a can<br>and I`m standing near the microwave<br>`til I feel special<br>now I`m checkin out the furniture, I wanna buy some<br>might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town<br>yeah, and MTV makes me wanna smoke crack<br>fall out of the window and I`m never comin back<br>MTV makes me wanna get high<br>can`t get a ride, can`t get a ride<br>can`t get a ride, can`t get a ride<br>can`t get a ride, can`t get a ride<br>MTV makes me wanna burn flesh!<br>having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!<br><br>(coughing)