Soul Suckin Jerk (Reject)

<br>I`m standin right here with a beer in my hand<br>and my mouth is full of sand and I don`t understand<br>big fat fingers pointin` into my face<br>tellin me to get busy cleanin` up this place<br>fourteen days I`ve been sleepin in a barn<br>better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm<br>whistlin` dixie with the dixie cup filled<br>with the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill<br>I got bent like a wet cigarette<br>and she`s comin after me with a butterfly net<br>ridin on a bloodhound ringin a bell<br>black cat wrapped in the road map to hell<br>pencil on my leg and I`m tryin not to beg<br>takin` turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggs<br>now they got me in a bird cage flappin` my jaw<br>like a pretzel in the stars just waitin` to fall<br>so give me what I got to get so I can go<br>cuz I ain`t washin dishes in the ditch no more<br><br>cuz I ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk<br>I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin jack<br>cuz I ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk<br>I`m gonna take it all back and I ain`t sayin jack<br><br>you know it<br>that`s right<br>rockin the town like a moldy crouton<br>flyin` through the air with breeze<br><br>I got a job makin money for the man<br>throwin` chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can<br>puke green uniform on my back<br>I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat<br>I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair<br>runnin` through the mini-mall in my underwear<br>I got lost downtown, couldn`t find a ride home<br>sun went down, I got frozen to the bone<br>`til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat<br>as I took a little nap the cops picked up us both<br>I tried to explain I was only tryin` to get warm<br>I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform<br>he said, &quot;too bad better bite the bullet hard son.&quot;<br>I didn`t have no teeth so I stole his gun<br>and I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon<br>dancin` on the roof, shootin` holes in the moon<br><br>aw yeah<br>uh-huh (etc.)