Whimsical Actress

<br>At the theater, I did meet her<br><br>And the show was whimsical and sublime<br><br>Im in tatters, nothing matters<br><br>Til I grasp a big disaster like a mime<br><br><br><br>Shes got the squeegee on the ouija<br><br>She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime<br><br>Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me<br><br>You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime<br><br><br><br>In the first act, there was a jester<br><br>With an apple and a mango and some wine<br><br>He flung the ice-cube, he was so rude<br><br>And he jousted with the flaming huffy dog (? ? ? )<br><br><br><br>Shes got the squeegee on the ouija<br><br>She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime<br><br>Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me<br><br>You can cheese me anytime, its not a crime<br><br><br><br>In the courtyard, there was a large cube of lard<br><br>With decorations all around<br><br>There was a bandit, we couldnt stand it<br><br>He was sniffing the cube like a hound<br><br><br><br>Shes got the squeegee on the ouija<br><br>She can squeeze me, she can please me anytime<br><br>Dont disease me, dont you sneeze me<br><br>Oh yeah