The World`s Last Authentic Playboys

<br>Bill Loughborough/ David Wheat<br><br>With Ruby and Ollie soon over the hill, for marrying Tommy there still is no <br>pill.<br><br>We`re the world`s last authentic playboys, just three fun-loving ne`er-do-wells.<br>Our whole attitude says life`s a gay toy to be played with and raced through <br>pell mell.<br><br>Acapulco each winter for fishing, then summer to Bar Harbor, Maine.<br>If the cycle gets boringly vicious, we shall try Monte Carlo again.<br><br>We`re the world`s last authentic playboys. We were born thirty years too late.<br>Though we`re blessed with savoir-faire and rare POISE, both these virtues are <br>useless AS fate.<br><br>I fought bulls at a Plaza de Toros. Chased gorillas around in the trees.<br>Such adventures now make me feel morose and blasГ© as a playboy can be.<br><br>We`re the world`s last authentic playboys, just a trio of rogues on the loose.<br>We pursue life while searching for new joys, just ahead of the SHOTGUN and <br>noose.<br><br>When they find the abominable snowman, running nude through the snow four miles <br>high<br>They`ll say, &quot;Are you an ape?&quot; I`ll say, &quot;No, man. I just thought I`d give this <br>ROLE a try.&quot;<br><br>We`re the world`s last authentic playboys, just three lunatics still at large.<br>If you`re female and we think you`re pretty, you`re in luck, it`s all free. <br>There`s no charge.<br><br>`Til taxes get lower, we`re all that are left; three authentic playboys too <br>lazy for theft.