Celluloid Heroes

<br>Everybodys a dreamer and everybodys a star,<br><br>And everybodys in movies, it doesnt matter who you are.<br><br>There are stars in every city,<br><br>In every house and on every street,<br><br>And if you walk down hollywood boulevard<br><br>Their names are written in concrete!<br><br><br><br>Dont step on greta garbo as you walk down the boulevard,<br><br>She looks so weak and fragile thats why she tried to be so hard<br><br>But they turned her into a princess<br><br>And they sat her on a throne,<br><br>But she turned her back on stardom,<br><br>Because she wanted to be alone.<br><br><br><br>You can see all the stars as you walk down hollywood boulevard,<br><br>Some that you recognise, some that youve hardly even heard of,<br><br>People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame,<br><br>Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.<br><br>Rudolph valentino, looks very much alive,<br><br>And he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by.<br><br>Avoid stepping on bela lugosi<br><br>cos hes liable to turn and bite,<br><br>But stand close by bette davis<br><br>Because hers was such a lonely life.<br><br>If you covered him with garbage,<br><br>George sanders would still have style,<br><br>And if you stamped on mickey rooney<br><br>He would still turn round and smile,<br><br>But please dont tread on dearest marilyn<br><br>cos shes not very tough,<br><br>She should have been made of iron or steel,<br><br>But she was only made of flesh and blood.<br><br><br><br>You can see all the stars as you walk down hollywood boulevard,<br><br>Some that you recognise, some that youve hardly even heard of.<br><br>People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame,<br><br>Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.<br><br><br><br>Everybodys a dreamer and everybodys a star<br><br>And everybodys in show biz, it doesnt matter who you are.<br><br><br><br>And those who are successful,<br><br>Be always on your guard,<br><br>Success walks hand in hand with failure<br><br>Along hollywood boulevard.<br><br><br><br>I wish my life was a non-stop hollywood movie show,<br><br>A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes,<br><br>Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain<br><br>And celluloid heroes never really die.<br><br><br><br>You can see all the stars as you walk along hollywood boulevard,<br><br>Some that you recognise, some that youve hardly even heard of,<br><br>People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame,<br><br>Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain.<br><br><br><br>Oh celluloid heroes never feel any pain<br><br>Oh celluloid heroes never really die.<br><br><br><br>I wish my life was a non-stop hollywood movie show,<br><br>A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes,<br><br>Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain<br><br>And celluloid heroes never really die.