Long Distance

<br>Spent last winter playing in the sand<br><br>With the prisoners of the motherland<br><br>Damn hotel is feeling like a cell<br><br><br><br>And even paradise can be so cruel<br><br>Sitting by the swimming pool<br><br>Trying to keep my head together<br><br>In that hot australia weather<br><br><br><br>Three days to kill and my per diems getting low<br><br>cause I spent all my money calling long distance<br><br>Calling long distance, such a long way from home<br><br><br><br>Am I talking to long distance, can you put me through? <br><br>Twelve thousand miles but Ive got not resistance,<br><br>Long distance, long distance, long distance, long distance<br><br><br><br>Now the road hogs face is turning red<br><br>Larrys still asleep in bed<br><br>Romeo he cant get no head at all<br><br>And the doctor looks on so annoyed<br><br>You disappoint me, mr. boyd<br><br>And the electric dwarf wishes he was six foot tall<br><br><br><br>Now romeos patience is wearing thin<br><br>Cmon baby, let me in<br><br>Its five a.m. and Ive been creeping round the hall<br><br>Got no resistance calling long distance<br><br>You sound so close but your such a long way from home<br><br><br><br>Am I talking to long distance, can you put me through? <br><br>Twelve thousand miles but Ive got not resistance,<br><br>Long distance, long distance, long distance, long distance<br><br><br><br>Still no points for my merrymen,<br><br>Except ricard, he just scored ten<br><br>Now road hogs getting drunk again<br><br>And I only get to hold my pen<br><br>Instead of what I love to hold the most.<br><br><br><br>I feel so lonesome I could cry<br><br>Count the hours as they roll by<br><br>Its day time now<br><br>I think Ill make a call<br><br><br><br>Hello long distance, calling long distance<br><br>You sound so close but youre such a long way from home<br><br>Youre such a long way from home<br><br><br><br>Have to admit I got no resistance to the red light on the wall<br><br>The message said I got a call,<br><br>Long distance, long distance, long distance, long distance