Low Budget

<br>Cheap is small and not too steep<br><br>But best of all cheap is cheap<br><br>Circumstance has forced my hand<br><br>To be a cut price person in a low budget land<br><br>Times are hard but well all survive<br><br>I just got to learn to economize<br><br><br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Im not cheap, you understand<br><br>Im just a cut price person in a low budget land<br><br>Excuse my shoes they dont quite fit<br><br>Theyre a special offer and they hurt me a bit<br><br>Even my trousers are giving me pain<br><br>They were reduced in a sale so I shouldnt complain<br><br>They squeeze me so tight so I cant take no more<br><br>Theyre size 28 but I take 34<br><br><br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>What did you say<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>I thought you said that<br><br><br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Im a cut price person in a low budget land<br><br><br><br>Im shopping at woolworth and low discount stores<br><br>Im dropping my standards so that I can buy more<br><br><br><br>[quality costs, but quality wastes,<br><br>So Im giving up all of my expensive tastes.<br><br>Caviar and champagne are definite nos,<br><br>Im acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]<br><br><br><br>Low budget sure keeps me on my toes<br><br>I count every penny and I watch where it goes<br><br>Were all on our uppers were all going skint<br><br>I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints<br><br><br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>What did you say<br><br>Yea Im on a low budget<br><br>I thought you said that<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Im a cut price person in a low budget land<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Low budget<br><br>Low budget<br><br><br><br>Art takes time, time is money<br><br>Moneys scarce and that aint funny<br><br>Millionaires are things of the past<br><br>Were in a low budget film where nothing can last<br><br>Moneys rare theres none to be found<br><br>So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round<br><br><br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>What did you say<br><br>Yes Im on a low budget<br><br>I thought you said that<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Im a cut price person in a low budget land<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Say it again<br><br>Low budget<br><br>One more time<br><br>Low budget<br><br><br><br>[i look like a tramp, but dont write me off,<br><br>Ill have you all know, I was once a tough<br><br>At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,<br><br>But everything else is on permanent loan.<br><br>Once all my clothes were made by hand,<br><br>Now Im a cut price person in a low budget land.<br><br>Im on a low budget<br><br>Ill have you all know<br><br>Were on a low budget<br><br>Im on a low budget]