When I Turn Off The Living Room Light

<br>Who cares if youre jewish,<br><br>And your breath smells of garlic,<br><br>And your nose is a shiny red light.<br><br>To me you are gorgeous,<br><br>And everythings right,<br><br>When I turn off the living room light.<br><br><br><br>Your clothes are old-fashioned,<br><br>Your knuckles are bony,<br><br>Your hair looks a terrible sight.<br><br>But I dont have to see you,<br><br>The way that you are,<br><br>When I turn off the living room light.<br><br>When I turn off the living room light.<br><br>I dont have to see you,<br><br>The way that you are,<br><br>When I turn off the living room light.<br><br><br><br>Well its not that you are ugly,<br><br>And Im not being cruel,<br><br>It helps me to relax, dear,<br><br>It helps to keep me cool.<br><br>Now I am not intending,<br><br>To make you feel ashamed,<br><br>Whats wrong in me pretending? <br><br>cause you cant help being plain.<br><br><br><br>Your nose may be bulbous,<br><br>Your face may be spotty,<br><br>Your skin may be wrinkled and tight.<br><br>But I dont want to see you,<br><br>The way that you are,<br><br>So I turn off the living room light.<br><br><br><br>We dont feel so ugly,<br><br>We dont feel so draggy,<br><br>We dont feel so twisted up tight.<br><br>And we dont feel as ugly as we really are,<br><br>When we turn off the living room light.<br><br>When we turn off the living room light.<br><br>We dont feel as ugly as we really are,<br><br>When we turn off the living room light.