Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J]<br>Yeah..<br>Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah<br>Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man<br>Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah<br>It`s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?<br>I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?<br>Just gon` chill, check it out<br><br>Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne<br>I`m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone<br>I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson<br>I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson<br>You ain`t a real rhymer, you look like a actress<br>How you gon` sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?<br>Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?<br>I`ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80<br>Don`t you EVER try to rock my house<br>I`m a real cool cat, know what I`m sayin Mickey Mouse?<br>The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this<br>Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?<br>You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler<br>Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:<br>the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer<br>I work myself harder than a boxer`s trainer<br><br>Chorus: LL Cool J<br><br>Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br>Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br>I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br>Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br><br>[LL Cool J]<br>You end up, underneath my sneaker<br>You`re dog doo-doo, I`m watchin you get weaker<br>You can`t believe, the skill and dexterity<br>LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy<br>So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker<br>That`s right my brother, you`re goin out like Sega<br>{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?<br>One of my battles`ll get your girlies in the mood<br>Sucker MC`s really make me sick<br>I`m so bad, I can suck my own {dick}<br>If you go to your girl`s house and I`m there already<br>Don`t go Crazy cause my name ain`t Eddie<br>Rhymes so rough, it`s like a course in trigonometry<br>When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME<br>The Prince of the Earth, and I`ma give birth<br>to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf<br>Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?<br>LOVELY, and that`s without a doubt!<br><br>Chorus 3/4X<br><br>[LL Cool J]<br>Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor<br>When I`m through, you`ll need a nurse to take your temperature<br>and cool you down, cause you`re cold as leftovers<br>Not the ones on the table, I`m talkin about RUFF rovers<br>You can`t get over -- what`s my name, Goofy?<br>You smoke I`m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys<br>and take a pull, cause the buck stops here<br>I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear<br>Don`t cross me, or lose your loyalty<br>to the Prince of the Rap Court, I`m royalty<br>And it ain`t no puzzle, it`s a shame how rappers guzzle<br>paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle<br>to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet<br>I`m a one man RIOT, so don`t even TRY IT<br>The Prince of special tactics, plus I`m athletic<br>Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics<br>Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine<br>Speak your piece, then I`ma go for mine<br>And I guarantee you, I`m gonna strike again<br>I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in<br>Cop out to one rhyme cause you`re facin ten<br>I ain`t Sidney Poitier but we can `Do This Again`<br>I`m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it<br>You don`t really wanna battle, why don`tcha just forget it!<br><br>Chorus 1/2<br><br>[LL Cool J]<br>But if you`re hard headed and you still don`t understand<br>Here`s a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man<br><br>*BRRRRRRRING* "Hello?"<br> {*cut n scratch "Cool J"*}<br>".. takes everything you`ve got" -> Cheers (theme song)<br> {*cut n scratch "pushin a broom"*}<br>".. sure would help a lot" -> Cheers (theme song)<br><br>[LL Cool J]<br>Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so<br>I`m fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no<br>My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point<br>I`m tellin you, they`re the serious joint<br>I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow<br>My voice is milky with a nice clear flow<br>I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo<br>I`m not a ballplayer, so now Y`KNOW!<br><br>Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br>cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)<br>And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)<br><br>KnowhatI`msayin? And I`ma be straight til the year 3000<br>That`s word to mother, knahmsayin?<br>And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?<br>Cause I`m the victor in this game, word up<br>Knahmsayin? That`s what time it is, peace<br><br>{*crew applause*}<br><br> That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY<br> FUNKY! Funky, he sho` is!<br> You best believe he`s FUNKY!<br> You didn`t KNOW??? FUNKY!