Dear Yvette

Verse 1<br> <br> Yo Yvette, there`s a lot of rumours goin` around<br> They`re so bad, baby you might have to skip town<br> See something`s smellin` fishy and they say it`s you<br> All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew<br> They say you`re a man-eater during the full moon<br> Mascot of the senior boys` locker room<br> They said Yvette walked in, there wasn`t too much rap<br> Her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap<br> Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better<br> I`mma sit down and write you a long letter.<br> <br> Chorus<br> <br> Dear Yvette x4<br> <br> Verse 2<br> <br> I`m glad you ain`t my sister, then again if you was<br> I`d have to treat you like you was my distant cuz<br> I`m not a news reporter, I don`t mean to assume<br> What should I think? I seen ya comin` out the men`s bathroom<br> You wasn`t in there alone, wasn`t usin` the phone<br> The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was "Moan".<br> <br> Repeat chorus<br> <br> Verse 3<br> <br> I don`t really know if the story is so<br> I can either ask Curly, or Larry or Moe<br> or Earl, Shabazz, Lou, Mookie or Joe<br> Like Santa Claus said, you`re a ho-ho-ho<br> In every disco you say hello<br> Like you`re a little angel, but we all know<br> Since you was eleven you been actin` this way<br> You always got in bed when you wanted to play<br> You`re a freak, you think you`re Lady Godiva<br> Some freaks are live, but Yvette you`re liver.<br> <br> Repeat chorus<br> <br> Verse 4<br> <br> You`re a back-seat queen, a elevator pro<br> A high-powered body makes your Levis grow<br> See the stories I`ve heard, they could amaze<br> I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days<br> So calm down freak, get a G.E.D.<br> That`s a General Education on Decency<br> One day you`ll see, and agree with me<br> unless you`re gonna be a freak until you`re 93<br> For you there`s no fee, everything is free<br> This is from me to you, not you to me<br> Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight<br> You try to shake your butt with all your might<br> I don`t really wanna dis nobody<br> You might think I had a little too much Bacardi<br> But that`s not the problem, the problem`s Yvette<br> How bad can a girl`s reputation get?<br> See she`s the kinda girl all the homeboys met<br> If you`re desparate ask Yvette, cuz she`ll say "Bet".<br> <br> Repeat chorus<br> <br> Verse 5<br> <br> B-Boys are hard on the boulevard<br> The Reverend at the church said you was barred<br> Homeboys on the block love you a lot<br> You`re a real famous freak whether you like it or not<br> So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin`<br> let me explain to you who is talkin`<br> I`m L.L. Cool J from around the way<br> You boogie down to my records almost every day<br> Go a hundred miles an hour when you`re standin` still<br> You`re faster than my Caddy when it`s goin` downhill<br> Won`t forget that day in the Y.M.C.A.<br> The guy at the desk said it was OK<br> for you to come inside cuz he knew you`d stay<br> Greg G. and Garfield yelled "Hooray"<br> <br> Repeat chorus x2