Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth

<br>I never thought you`d be a junkie<br>because heroin is so passe.<br>But today,<br>if you think that I don`t know<br>about depression and<br>emotional pain,<br>you`re insane, or your<br>a fool who hasn`t paid attention<br>to a word that I say.<br>In a way, I can`t<br>help but feel responsible. <br>I always knew that you were insane<br>with your pain.<br>But I never thought you`d be a junkie <br>because heroin is so passe.<br>hey.<br><br><br><br>So passe<br>now a-day.<br>You never thought you`d get addicted,<br>just be cooler in an obvious way.<br>I could say, <br>shouldn`t you have got<br>a couple peircings and decided<br>may-be that you were gay.<br>In a way<br>I can`t help but feel responsible,<br>I always knew that you were insane<br>with you pain<br>But I never thought you`d be a junkie<br>because heroin is so passe, hey.<br>(repeat) <br><br><br>(instrumental break)<br><br><br><br>Heroin is so passe.<br>hey.<br>(repeat)