Teeny Tiny Gnome

<br>Kickin stones on an old dirt road<br><br>Feelin d-dejected and all alone<br><br>When I looked up ahead thought my mind Id blown<br><br>On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome<br><br><br><br>He was all involved in a game of solitaire<br><br>Said &quot;hello&quot; with a smile just like I wasnt there<br><br>I kicked dirt some more<br><br>He said &quot;please dont start a fight.&quot;<br><br>Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe<br><br><br><br>He blew some silver circles,<br><br>Wound his fingers in his beard<br><br>And from that pipe came magic music<br><br>Like Id never heard<br><br><br><br>As the notes came floatin in I pricked up both my ears<br><br>I walked up to the drive-in, hadnt felt so starved in years<br><br>A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared<br><br>He said &quot;the partys over,<br><br>Please come back in a thousand years.&quot;