Plan B

<br>I fell asleep with my clothes on<br>Dropped my keys on the front lawn<br>Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming<br>from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming<br><br>Chorus:<br>Giving up, it never felt so good<br>welcome to plan B<br>Giving up, what is the likelihood<br>life could be so free?<br><br>IжЉЈl eat some moldy bread<br>then IжЉ¦ going back to bed<br>I know how this day will crescendo<br>IжЉЈl fall asleep while I play Nintendo<br><br>Up to now in my life I have failed<br>all IжЉіe tried, itжЉЇ too hard<br>I think IжЉіe found my calling now<br>laying down, in the yard<br>DonжЉ° you cry Momma, donжЉ° you even weep<br>ж…¶ause you know your son excels at sleep.