Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don`t)

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don`t see you eating a talking bird Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh But so do kids and elderly I don`t see you chop off an old man`s feet Put them in a mason jar and pickle them No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too Actually they don`t have central nervousness No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile Come to think about it they don`t have a face They have no face, no place for ears There`s no clam eyes to cry clam tears No spinal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put them out of misery I don`t believe it`s selfish To eat defenseless shellfish No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too I could happen to you, clams have feelings too I don`t think they do, clams have feelings too