My Vagina

My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips<br>My vagina hardly even used<br>My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in<br>Turning donnie into Marie Osmand<br><br>Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole<br>Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass<br>I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection<br><br>I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance<br>I trade it in for a par of huge cans<br>Now I get to hang with lesbians<br><br>Operation paid up front<br>Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt<br>They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me<br>Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee<br>There’s nothing finer than having a vagina