Idiot Son Of An Asshole

He`s not smart, aC student<br><br>And that`s after buying his way into school<br>Beady eyes, and he`s kinda dyslexic<br>Can he read? No one`s really quite sure<br>He signs stuff and he executes people<br>Maybe that`s why, he doesn`t have any friends<br>Cocaine and a little drunk driving<br>Doesn`t matter, when you`re the Commander in Chief.<br><br>Idiot son of an asshole<br>He`s the idiot son of an asshole<br>Idiot son of an asshole<br>He`s the idiot son of an asshole<br><br>Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,<br>I`m putting a week back on the shelf,<br>Suddenly I`m the President, of the United States,<br>But then I woke up, and realized I`m still me.<br><br>He`s too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix anelection.<br>Moved boldly into the White House,<br>but most people voted against him.<br>He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and thena nap and then he`s ready for bed,<br>He may be from Bush decent, but he`s always gonna be theunpresident.<br><br>Idiot son of an asshole<br>He`s the idiot son of an asshole<br>Idiot son of an asshole<br>He`s the idiot son of an asshole<br>Idiot son of an asshole<br>He`s the idiot son of an asshole<br><br>He`s our president!