My Penis

<br>My penis is like a hot-dog, <br>but I don`t get monthly blood drips<br>My penis hardly even used<br>My penis`s got lots of extra skin<br>They took my outtie and made it an in<br>Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond<br><br>Operation, successful<br>But now I gotta pee<br>Through a miniature hole<br>Gotta remember to put the seat down<br>And when I wipe my ass<br>I go from front to back<br>Cause I don`t want a bladder infection<br><br>I never thought I`d miss my vas deferans<br>I trade it in for a pair of used cans<br>Now I get to hang with lesbians<br><br>Operation, paid up front<br>Now I show all my friends <br>My new designer cunt<br>They think I`m kinda weird<br>But that`s ok with me<br>Cause now I kick their ass <br>Played from the gentlemens tee<br>There`s nothing finer<br>Than having a penis