Mean Old Man

<br>On my own<br><br>How could I have known? <br><br>Imagine my surprise<br><br>Just a fool<br><br>From a tree full of fools<br><br>Who cant believe his eyes<br><br>Imagine my surprise<br><br><br><br>I was a mean old man<br><br>I was an ornery cuss<br><br>I was a dismal dan<br><br>I made an awful fuss<br><br>Ever since my life began<br><br>Man, it was ever thus<br><br>I was a nasty tyke who was hard to like<br><br><br><br>I had to misbehave<br><br>I did things in reverse<br><br>Refused to wash or shave<br><br>I was horrid to my nurse<br><br>I got back what I gave<br><br>Which only made me worse<br><br>I had to have my way<br><br>Which was bleak and gray, oh dear<br><br><br><br>Living in here<br><br>One hundred years of rain<br><br>Such a drag<br><br>This riches to rags<br><br>With just myself to blame<br><br>A dirty low-down shame<br><br><br><br>Silly me<br><br>Silly old me<br><br>Somewhere outside my mind<br><br>Clever you<br><br>Walking me through<br><br>Willing to lead the blind<br><br>Just in the nick of time<br><br><br><br>Who gets a second chance? <br><br>Who gets to have some fun? <br><br>Who gets to learn to dance<br><br>Before his race is run? <br><br>Who gets to shed his skin? <br><br>Who comes up born again? <br><br>Who was a mean old man<br><br>til you turned him into a golden retriever<br><br>Puppy dog<br><br>Whos a good boy?