The Turndown

(Thes One)<br>Yo, I think this time I`ve found a shorty for me<br>We talk a lot, take walks a lot, she doesn`t bore me<br>In fact she won`t ignore me when I`m speakin music matters<br>She`s intelligent, fly style flatters<br>My own style, chickens scatter when she floats through the club<br>Child matters,<br>Love, I`m thinkin,<br>I met her one night drinkin, I suggested a show,<br>She walked up and said, "I know you<br>You`re from the P-U, T-S, I think your name is Thes too,"<br>Would you like a soda, I`m underage<br>Slipped her my number, tipped away<br>And said give me a page later<br>In typical latin lady flavor she said "maybe,<br>??? que si" That`s how it should be<br>And see she played me close, next night dinner,<br>The champagne toast, sunset pacific coast,<br>And mostwhile, everything to me was like tight groovy<br>Always a treat, man, she took me to the movies<br>Made love to beats, woke up and made me pancakes<br>And this point I knew my shit was land or lakes<br>Fellas, I might be in love but something`s still not right,<br>We didn`t fight but she didn`t call me last night<br>She got mad loot, no jobs, and plus a high renter<br>Cellular phone to check the Pac Bell message center,<br>Which she does too much, and I`m really not with it<br>She tells me that she loves me so I guess I`m committed<br><br>(HOOK x 2)<br>Turndown days.....<br>No way, no way<br>"It gets better, this girl`s kinda clever"<br><br>(Double K)<br>Yo I was coolin at the club about ten on the dot<br>Drinkin Hennesey and Coke, feeling like 2Pac<br>Me and the crew hit the stage in about a half of one<br>Trying to ditch security cause I`m under twenty-one<br>Just then, I see this fine Latin chick walk past<br>Face like never before, body like an hour glass<br>So I was lookin at the booty, it was lookin right back,<br>You would have thought she wanted loot but it wasn`t like that<br>Yo this girl stepped to me, asked me, what was my name,<br>I told her, Mike, she looked with a grin, said, that`s right<br>Then for a minute I started to wonder how she knew who I was,<br>Yo, we`ve been doin mad shows with the underground buzz,<br>Then I asked her her name, yo I heard that somewhere,<br>Matter of fact, I have, but yo the K didn`t care<br>All I wanted was the ass, only that and nothing more,<br>Talked a cool 15 minutes, got the number, hit the floor,<br>Saw Thes, gave him the DAT, we rocked the show,<br>Woke up the next day, aww shit, here we go<br>Seen a number in the pager that I didn`t recognize,<br>Matched it up with the little paper received last night,<br>Word up, I`m bout to hit the skins like it was my first<br>Returned the call, got the address, and quenched my thirst,<br>Took a quick shower, was out in five minutes,<br>Big grin on my grill cause I knew I`d be up in it,<br>Her crib was in four, so I strolled down the road,<br>Kinda high off the blunt, bangin on the front door,<br>She opened up, still in her nightclothes,<br>Fourplay was in effect before I closed the front door,<br>You know how it goes, fingers in her shoobie doobie,<br>Whispered in her ear that I wanted her to do me,<br>And we did it homeboy, all day and night,<br>But even after that, something still wasn`t right,<br>What the fuck, Thes`s beat tape doin on your night stand?<br>Yo, I figured it out, it was a gameplan<br>I asked her whats up, she said I got a man,<br>And I got a what, what, what, what<br><br>(Hook x 2)<br><br>(Assault)<br>Y`all didn`t see me all day, I stayed at the bay awaitin,<br>The car from the maiden I had met when I was chasin<br>Down the bus which I missed but I wasn`t too pissed<br>When I spotted a sis, who lit my eyes like the trees<br>They put up on Christmas, I said, hey, how are you doin today?<br>She said, aiight, the frame was tight so I continued her way,<br>Shootin the breeze like LA, conversation was cool,<br>She went to school, had a job, and no meat was the rule,<br>Now not to send like a gay librarian,<br>I appreciate the fact you`re vegetarian,<br>I eat some flesh once in awhile, was her reply,<br>And then she looked at me with an old look in her eye,<br>I said, what, I`m not your kind of nigga?<br>Not quite, but I`ll be very interested to hang out with you tonight,<br>I thought whoa, huh, this girl`s a sick puppy,<br>If she chills at the crib I`ll probably get lucky<br>But she never showed..... all day, I missed work.....<br>But she never showed up....<br>I think she was bisexual<br>She had a fat ass....<br>It was like red, kinda like reddish brown<br><br>(Double K)<br>Hold up! Where`d she stay it?!<br><br>(Assault)<br>Like, Culver City or something<br><br>(Double K)<br>Awwww!<br><br>(Thes One)<br>Wait a second... shit<br><br>(Assault)<br>What? Huh?<br><br>(Thes One)<br>Naww dude!<br><br>(Double K)<br>What`s wrong with you?<br><br>(Thes One)<br>Naww dude!!!<br><br>(Double K)<br>What kind of car she drove?<br><br>(Assault)<br>She had a little Honda or something<br><br>(Everybody)<br>NOOOOO!!!