Asked You First

Things can`t get much weirder This can`t get much worse Don`t know why you wouldn`t kiss me But it`s a good thing I asked you first. You were a big strapping boy with a boner. And I felt it in your goodbye You gave me an evening I`ll never forget No matter how hard I try. Yeah you were just mister flirtatious All night just workin` that ass Well you know it`s uncool to bring it to school If you don`t want to share with the class I am just Mrs. embarresed I feel like a dirty old man I`ve got my eye on a guy That just moved out of mom`s house With his pretty head stuck in the sand You`ve earned yourself a place in my memory By being the one who said no Where are my fucking care keys I think I`ll just go Surprise surprise now you miss me Now that I`m not in your face Surprise surprise now you`re calling me Now that you feel safe Do you think that I could be your prom date You could do us a stiff little dance Except that this isn`t high school, baby And you had your chance You had your chance You`ve earned yourself a place in my memory By being the one who said no Now where are my fucking car keys I think I should go Hey look! car keys... bye!] things can`t get much weirder This can`t get much worse Don`t know why you wouldn`t kiss me But it`s a good thing I asked you first. You were a big strapping boy with a boner. And I felt it in your goodbye You`re leaving I`ll never forget No matter how hard I try No matter how hard I try