You Cant Fade Me

<br>Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder<br><br>Whats the date and time it dont matter<br><br>Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort<br><br>To make a long story short<br><br>Ran into this girl named carla<br><br>Knew her from the back seat of my homies impala<br><br>She said whats up yeah whats the deal<br><br>Check the hairdo of course it aint real<br><br>Then I looked down she was fat in the front<br><br>I asked how long, well about seven months<br><br>Oh how time flies when youre having fun<br><br>She said yeah but the damage is done<br><br>Where you been, on a little vacation<br><br>Oh by the way congratulations<br><br>Whos the lucky man? I dont have a clue<br><br>Then she said the lucky man is you<br><br>I dropped my brew<br><br>And everything looked fuzzy<br><br>Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy<br><br>She said yeah remember that date<br><br>I thought back and tried to calculate<br><br>Then I said damn are you sure its mine<br><br>Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times<br><br>She said that day no I wasnt whoring<br><br>Your ass is mine thats when the sweat started pouring<br><br>Cause all I saw was ice cube in court<br><br>Paying a gang on child support<br><br>Then I thought deep about giving up the money<br><br>What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy<br><br>Naw cause then Id really get faded<br><br>Thats murder one cause it was premeditated<br><br>So what Im a do<br><br>I dont have a clue<br><br>How many months left damn only two<br><br>Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>No cigar, g<br><br>Ay yo homey man Im getting faded<br><br><br><br>Its crazy cause before I could sleep with her<br><br>I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her<br><br>See the booty and the front was all in place<br><br>But the girl had the pitbull face<br><br>So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid<br><br>Oh lord God forbid<br><br>My homies see me at the motel<br><br>Cause those fools would love to just go tell<br><br>Everybody in the hood that knows your rep<br><br>So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept<br><br>And hold your big fat butt steady<br><br>Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready<br><br>She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey<br><br>I knocked the boots from here to albuquerque<br><br>I dropped her off man and Im knowing<br><br>That Im a hate myself in the morning<br><br>I got drunk to help me forget<br><br>Yo another day another hit shit<br><br>Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>Ay yo you know what time it is<br><br><br><br>Nine months later shes ready to drop the load<br><br>And everybody in the hood already knows<br><br>Its supposed to be mine so they laughing at me<br><br>You know ice cube cant be having that g<br><br>Im thinking to myself why did I bang her<br><br>Now Im in the closet looking for the hanger<br><br>Jd and jinx and t-bone wont let up they wont shut up<br><br>Im gettin fed up bitch<br><br>Cause I know youre tryin to break me<br><br>But if I find out your tryin to fake me<br><br>Im a buff that duff for a hoot<br><br>Beat ya down and leave a crown or two<br><br>That night she went into labor<br><br>And the shit is getting kinda major<br><br>The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver<br><br>Looking like my next-door neighbor<br><br>She said it was mine that was her best guess<br><br>But lets check the results of the blood test<br><br>I started smiling yeah cause it read negative<br><br>Damn why did I let her live? <br><br>After that I shouldve got the gat<br><br>And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap<br><br>But no I just told the hoe who laid me<br><br>Excuse me bitch its a switch<br><br>You cant fade me<br><br><br><br>Naw baby not this way<br><br>Yo you aint playing ice cube out like no booger<br><br>I dont fall for the okey-doke<br><br>And before I fall for the okey-doke<br><br>I let the pistol smoke<br><br>Now sing it<br><br>Yeah baby you cant fade me<br><br>Naw unfadable baby