A Lonely Jew On Christmas

<br>It`s hard to be a Jew on Christmas<br>My Friends won`t let me join in any games..<br>And I can`t sing Christmas songs<br>Or decorate a Christmas tree..<br>Or leave water out for Rudolph<br>cos there`s something wrong with me..<br>My people don`t believe in Jesus Christ`s divinity..<br>I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.<br><br>Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,<br>That Santa passes over my house every year?<br>And instead of eating Ham<br>I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..<br>Instead of Silent Night<br>I`m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..<br>And what the fuck is up<br>With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?<br>I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..<br>I`d be merry, but i`m Hebrew.. on Christmas.<br><br>Hey Little Boy, I can`t help but hear,<br>You`re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..<br>But i`ve come to see that you shouldn`t be sad<br>`Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..<br><br>Because it`s nice to be a Jew on Christmas<br>You don`t have to deal with the season at all..<br>You don`t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity<br>You don`t have to go to grandma`s house with your alcoholic family..<br>And I don`t have to sit on some fake Santa`s lap<br>And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!<br>That`s right! You`re a Jew, a Stylin` Jew..<br>It`d a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.