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It`s hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won`t let me join in any games..
And I can`t sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there`s something wrong with me..
My people don`t believe in Jesus Christ`s divinity..
I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I`m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I`m a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I`d be merry, but i`m Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can`t help but hear,
You`re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i`ve come to see that you shouldn`t be sad
`Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it`s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don`t have to deal with the season at all..
You don`t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don`t have to go to grandma`s house with your alcoholic family..
And I don`t have to sit on some fake Santa`s lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That`s right! You`re a Jew, a Stylin` Jew..
It`d a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.

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