Red Neck Friend

Pretty little one How has it all begun? They`re teaching you how to walk But you`re already on the run Little one-- What you gonna do? Little one-- Honey, it`s all up to you Now your daddy`s in the den shootin` up the evening news Mama`s with a friend, lately she`s been so confused Little one-- Come on and take my hand I may not have the answer but I believe I got a plan Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line And see if we can`t get in touch with a very close friend of mine But let me clue you in, it ain`t like him To argue or pretend-- Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend Well they`ve got a little list of all those things of which they don`t approve They`ve got to keep their eyes on you or you might make your move Little one-- I really wish you would Little one-- I think the damage would do you good Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line We`re going to forget all about the battle It`s gonna feel so fine `Cause he`s the missing link, the kitchen sink-- Eleven on a scale of ten Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend Honey you shake and I`ll rattle and we`ll roll on down the line I`m going to try to swing you up into my saddle And then we`ll run but you`ll think we`re flyin` Now honey don`t just stand there Lookin` like this dream will never end Honey let me introduce you to my redneck friend