Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: BizmarkieНазвание : Pickin` BoogersДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : Видео:
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But it`s sure to have your trippin` So y`all listen close It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you But it`s still somethin` we all have to do So go up your nose with a finger or two And pull out one or a crusty crew Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray `Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin` And also, remember this slogan "Hey, ma, what`s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" Pickin` Boogers (4x) Let me tell you what happened on the train, man I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin` the D train When the man sittin` next to me was so profane He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain (You should `a moved) I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out a big green slimy nah I`m not neven gonna say it but it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it he sat there for a while with it in his hand so I tried to play cool and like ignore the man so I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap all of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke but a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked so I dug up my nose and pulled out about five and plucked every last one of them dead in his eye then the man jumped up and said "what`s wrong with you" and wiped them off his face and said "I can`t mess with you" like if I did something that was so full of shame but yo you got to know the name of the game Pickin` Boogers (4x) Hmmm.... now let me take a trip down memory lane back in public school with my partner Kane when I was class clown, and he was my brother sittin` at the desk pluckin` boogers at each other never doin` work as we was supposed cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose and in the lunchroom you would talk about rude God forbid the person that`d leave his food no matter who you are we didn`t give a damn we even put teachers down with the program whether if it was a woman or if you a man we put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand catch anyone from anywhere but the best fun about it catchin` Kane out there especially when we playin` ball in the gym I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him now we`re grown up and things have changed but we still be playin` the pickin` boogers game just last night, when Kane was gettin` ready I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti Pickin` Boogers (4x) Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl... one night at Latin Quarters I was standin` at ease I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez I didn`t show enough that I really did want it So, no half steppin`, I pushed up on it Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat had a spotlight beamin` on my BizMarck hat but when she stepped in the light and she got real close I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose she was dressed real def and her body was hooked but that dried up booger just ruined her look I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold so I played if off and said "that`s a cute green mole" I was hopin` from that she would wipe it away but she didn`t do nothin` I guess she wanted it to stay I said before you get my number, I don`t mean to diss you but write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue | Похожие исполнители:
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