Pickin` Boogers

Now this may sound disgusting an` like very gross<br>But it`s sure to have your trippin`<br>So y`all listen close<br>It`s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar<br>But it`s rather on the bug tip and it`s called Pickin` Boogers<br>Now what I`m emceein` might not seem kosher to you<br>But it`s still somethin` we all have to do<br>So go up your nose with a finger or two<br>And pull out one or a crusty crew<br>Yo, don`t try to front like it`s so gloomy and gray<br>`Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day<br>Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip<br>With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip<br>Take it from the Biz Markie because I`m jokin`<br>And also, remember this slogan<br>"Hey, ma, what`s for dinner?<br>Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"<br><br>Pickin` Boogers (4x)<br><br>Let me tell you what happened on the train, man<br><br>I was coolin` one say with my partner Kane<br>Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin` the D train<br>When the man sittin` next to me was so profane<br>He`d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain<br>(You should `a moved)<br>I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out<br>a big green slimy nah I`m not neven gonna say it<br>but it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it<br>he sat there for a while with it in his hand<br>so I tried to play cool and like ignore the man<br>so I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap<br>all of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap<br>now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke<br>but a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked<br>so I dug up my nose and pulled out about five<br>and plucked every last one of them dead in his eye<br>then the man jumped up and said "what`s wrong with you"<br>and wiped them off his face and said "I can`t mess with you"<br>like if I did something that was so full of shame<br>but yo you got to know the name of the game<br><br>Pickin` Boogers (4x)<br><br>Hmmm....<br><br>now let me take a trip down memory lane<br>back in public school with my partner Kane<br>when I was class clown, and he was my brother<br>sittin` at the desk pluckin` boogers at each other<br>never doin` work as we was supposed<br>cause we was too busy diggin` up our nose<br>and in the lunchroom you would talk about rude<br>God forbid the person that`d leave his food<br>no matter who you are we didn`t give a damn<br>we even put teachers down with the program<br>whether if it was a woman or if you a man<br>we put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand<br>catch anyone from anywhere<br>but the best fun about it catchin` Kane out there<br>especially when we playin` ball in the gym<br>I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him<br>now we`re grown up and things have changed<br>but we still be playin` the pickin` boogers game<br>just last night, when Kane was gettin` ready<br>I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti<br><br>Pickin` Boogers (4x)<br><br>Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl...<br><br>one night at Latin Quarters I was standin` at ease<br>I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez<br>I didn`t show enough that I really did want it<br>So, no half steppin`, I pushed up on it<br>Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat<br>had a spotlight beamin` on my BizMarck hat<br>but when she stepped in the light and she got real close<br>I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose<br>she was dressed real def and her body was hooked<br>but that dried up booger just ruined her look<br>I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn`t be bold<br>so I played if off and said "that`s a cute green mole"<br>I was hopin` from that she would wipe it away<br>but she didn`t do nothin` I guess she wanted it to stay<br>I said before you get my number, I don`t mean to diss you<br>but write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue