Ballad Of The Caveman

Ballad of the Caveman<br><br>I`ll tell you `bout a caveman lived a million years ago <br>When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro <br>His skull contained but half a brain but he didn`t mind at all <br>He`s a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?) <br>Who loved to fight and brawl <br><br>He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he could find <br>Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair <br>A cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can say <br>Such a thing he`d never seen before, Well then need I tell you more <br>The caveman fell in love, love, love <br>And so he wielded his club <br><br>Oooh oooh what could he do? <br>You can`t blame a fellow for trying his luck, <br>He`s just a simple caveman who wanted to--- <br>Well when the cavegirl came around she had some things to relate <br>about the methods he used to communicate <br>And she said-- <br><br>(Female spoken) <br>I never expected a caveman to exhibit much finesse, <br>but a fifty pound club ain`t exactly a caress <br>So if you want to call me, you better learn to talk <br>Until you learn some manners buddy, <br>Take a walk! <br><br><br>------------------------------------------------------------------------