Water Pistol Man

When girls dressed in black they all look so lonely and contraceptives don`t get used by the horny you can`t find the key to the door in your building but are you still willing the responsibility becomes an afterthought when one remembers the things that they should`ve bought there`s no pretending that you forgot must everything in life have political ramifications even taking kids on vacation or having a simple operation but my friend Billy told me that sometimes it takes a grown man a long time to learn just what it takes a child a night to learn and my son proved his words (Chorus) Water pistol man full of ammunition squirtin` at fires on a worldwide mission but did you ever think to stop to squirt the flowers in your own backyard for all my faux pa`s I never said excuse me was the simplest things that always confused me I never stopped I never looked both ways must it always a tug of love between friends and work hope to learn the meaning of the word jerk before it happens to a rope round my neck let`s build a bigger telescope so that we can see things more up close farther away from where we really are I was up the whole night before reading books about places I`ll probably never go and those aren`t good things to know about (Chorus) when I feel with my heart, I know in my mind I should say with my lips but don`t does that make you feel upset? I should know that the power of one man seems like a small squirt when he aims at the flames of the whole earth but the fire starts at home... (Chorus)