U Cant Fade Me

<br>( * original lyrics by ice cube * )<br><br><br><br>Drop a old school beat<br><br><br><br>Ha-ha<br><br>Ha-ha-ha-ha<br><br><br><br>Plow!<br><br><br><br>[ verse 1 ]<br><br>Now the taste of crystal is fillin up my bladder<br><br>Whats the time on the rolie? it dont matter<br><br>Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was tryin to sort<br><br>To make a long story short:<br><br>Ran into this girl named sally<br><br>Knew her from the backseat of my homeboys navi<br><br>She said whats up, yeah, whats the deal? <br><br>Check the nappy weave, of course it aint real<br><br>Then I looked down, she was fat in the front<br><br>I asked how long, she said, &quot;about 6 months&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh, how time flies when youre havin fun&quot;<br><br>She said, &quot;yeah, but the damage is done&quot;<br><br>&quot;where you been? &quot; &quot;on a little vacation&quot;<br><br>&quot;oh, by the way, congratulations<br><br>Whos the lucky man? &quot; she said, &quot;i got him on file&quot;<br><br>Then she said, &quot;its spice 1&quot;, and smiled<br><br>I dropped my stout, then everything went blank<br><br>&quot;had a baby by you, the neighborhood skank? &quot;<br><br>She said, &quot;yeah, dont you remember that day? &quot;<br><br>I thought back and tried to calculate<br><br>Then I said, &quot;damn, are you sure its mine? <br><br>My homies did the soultrain on ya plenty of times&quot;<br><br>She said, &quot;that day, nah, I was whorin<br><br>And your ass is mine&quot;, thats when the sweat started pourin<br><br>Cause all I seen was spice 1 up in court<br><br>Paying a gang on child support<br><br>Then I thought deep about givin up the fetti<br><br>What I need to do is kick the bitch in the belly<br><br>Nah, cause then Id really be faded<br><br>Thats murder one, cause it was premeditated<br><br>What should I do? kidnap the bitch and flee? <br><br>How many months left? damn, only 3<br><br>Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>Goddamn, what the fuck I done got myself into? <br><br>This shit is dense<br><br><br><br>Damn, Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>Muthafuckas tryin to take my drivers license and shit<br><br><br><br>Bitch, you cant fade me<br><br><br><br>This bitch got a grip on my muthafuckin nuts, mayn<br><br><br><br>Damn, Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>But you know? <br><br>I aint finna go out<br><br><br><br>[ verse 2 ]<br><br>Its crazy, because before I could sleep with her<br><br>I had to duck and dodge to try to creep with her<br><br>See, the booty in the front was all in place<br><br>But the girl had a pitbull face<br><br>So I ran, jumped, drove, swam, crawled, hid<br><br>Oh lord, God forbid<br><br>The homies see me at the hotel<br><br>Cause I know they would love to just go tell<br><br>Everybody in the hood that knows youre nasty<br><br>Elbows and knees and feet was hella ashy<br><br>So hold the big fat butt steady<br><br>Cause yo, bitch, I got the three rubbers ready<br><br>She started gruntin and squeelin like a wild bore<br><br>I hit the ass from cali to singapore<br><br>I dropped her off, man, and now Im knowin<br><br>That ima hate myself in the mornin<br><br>I got drunk to help me forget<br><br>Damn, another day, another hit<br><br>Shit, Im gettin faded<br><br><br><br>No cigars, nigga<br><br><br><br>Damn, you cant fade me<br><br><br><br>You better fire up a muthafuckin blunt and get some hen-dog<br><br><br><br>[ verse 3 ]<br><br>9 months later shes ready to drop the load<br><br>And all the partners in the hood already know<br><br>That its posed to be mine, and they laughin at me<br><br>You know spice 1 cant be havin that, gee<br><br>Thinkin to myself: why did I bang her? <br><br>Now Im in the closet lookin for the hanger<br><br>Kaos, vic rock and [name] wont let up<br><br>They wont shut up, Im gettin fed up<br><br>Cause I know, youre tryin to break me<br><br>And if I find out youre tryin to fade me<br><br>Ima clock yo ass with my shoe<br><br>Beat you down and leave a crown or two<br><br>That night she went into labor<br><br>And the shit is gettin kinda major<br><br>The baby came out, damn, it was a lifesaver<br><br>Lookin like my next-door neighbor<br><br>She said it was mine, that was her best guess<br><br>But lets check the results of the blood test<br><br>I started smilin, yeah, cause it read negative<br><br>Damn, why did I let her live? <br><br>After that I shoula got the gat<br><br>And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap<br><br>But no, I just told the hoe who laid me<br><br>&quot;excuse me, bitch, its a switch, you cant fade me&quot;<br><br><br><br>Nah, bitch, it aint even finna go down like that<br><br>A nigga like me aint finna go for the okey-doke<br><br>The bitch out here thinkin she get a muthafucka for his cash and shit<br><br>Playin a muthafucka for some type of bitch-ass nigga<br><br>But you know what? <br><br>Before I go for the okey-doke, hoe<br><br>Ima let the pistol smoke<br><br>And thats real<br><br><br><br>The bitch tryin to fade me