I`ll Wax Anybody

Grab a pen suckas I riff, and smoke em up like a spliff<br>And drift and lift and sift and if<br>Take a whiff and sniff, cause I`m too swift<br>I got the gift for the mic to uplift<br>I take rappers and eat em like Puppy Chow<br>Show me your wiggie style, I do my freaky style<br>I drop science with metaphor twists cause I`m the mister<br>And I fucked your little sister<br>Suckas don`t know what time it is<br>I`m aware but it`s not me in the Benz<br>Or a poor racher`s teacher, a Biz Mark tifa<br>But I`m the grim reaper, so watch who you sleep, uh<br>On the D-O-G, that`s suicide for y`all that don`t see<br>I`m sicka like a psycho, I`ll play ya like a Tyco<br>But then I might go<br>On and on and on and on and on<br>And on and on and on and on and on<br>And on and on and on, am I dope my love???<br>Yeah, word is born I`ll wax anybody<br><br>(CHORUS<br>Fuck it up Dog, fuck it up dog, fuck it up dog<br>I`ll wax anybody<br><br>Take a look around pick out a rapper not with this<br>He`ll get ate with the motherfuckin` quickness<br>Take caution I`m full of precaution<br>I`ll battle any MC, but wait there`s more son<br>You wanna step and sweat the whole set<br>Your boys wanna jet but their ass`ll get wet<br>Sprayin` MC`s like a shower<br>You`re bein` snapped but I got the power<br>Tim Dog I`m not a fess and got the best rhymes<br>And put that ass to rest<br>Suckas wanna riff and say yo he`s wack<br>I`ll give him a track and send him home with a ax in his back<br>Cause you shouldn`ta been sleepin<br>Now here`s a rhyme I`ve been keepin<br>Flex and do a fish check and break necks<br>Follow the path of Malcolm X, who`s next?<br>Punchin` MC`s in their 3rd eye<br>Bitches are laughin` now they`re callin` you dead eye<br>Wearin` that fuckin` Raider hat<br>Giants won the Super Bowl, take taht shit back<br>I`m so mad that I could kill a fiend<br>I`m puttin heads in a motherfuckin` guillotine<br>I`m def, don`t take me lightly<br>Fuck Eddie Murphy, I`m rollin` with Spike Lee<br>"Yo Tim tell your gettin raw"<br>Fuck that shit I gotta rip some more<br>I got the hardcore rap score, elevated folklore<br>Nonsense to ignore, Tim Dog is called y`all<br>I`m simply a hardcore lyricist<br>Suckas get mad, they can drink my piss<br>You wanna run in my face like you`re man?<br>I`ll kick you in the balls like Jackie Chan<br>I`m for real, suckas don`t know the real deal<br>I get fly like Remington Steel<br>Or James Bond, blow off your motherfuckin` right arm<br>God damn, cause I`m the bomb<br>You wanna be another mony in the middle<br>Look at your bitch, she`s really in the middle<br>Some one stuck the bitch up her ass, got her pregnant fast<br>Now she`s out for class<br>Tim Dog and I don`t really give a fuck<br>Tellin` MCs to come push their luck<br>And if you`re dope come join the party<br>>From my point of view, I`ll wax anybody<br><br>(CHORUS)<br><br>Yeah, Tim Dog is here<br>And there`s not a rapper that can`t cause fear<br>Cause I`m suicidal and vital with the title of a tidal<br>I`m strictly a dope rap idol<br>Dog is a name that is seldom used<br>But some time the name is always abused<br>But I`m here to comtemplate and debate the rate of hate<br>To set things straight<br>I hate rappers that think that they`re better<br>When I`m like a Benz and you`re just a Jetta<br>Tryin to front with the confrontable stunt<br>What`cha want, you want me to bust them fronts?<br>So step back, ease back<br>Pull up a chair and watch me snack<br>On sucka MC`s wanna know they`re wack<br>Fuckin` with Dog catch a heart attack<br>I`ll wax anybody<br><br>(CHORUS)<br><br>Wax that ass<br>I`ma wax that ass