Cleopatra`s Cat

<br>Cleopatra`s favorite cat<br>Got his hands on Caeser`s spats<br>The heat was on as you could see<br>So he front `em to Mark Antony<br>Said, &quot;My girlfriend`s cat is smarter than me.&quot;<br><br>Caeser had an eye for clothes<br>He saw them spats and said, &quot;I like those.&quot;<br>Caeser had not thing to say, except<br>&quot;Jesu Christi Domine<br>Et tu, Brute<br>Jesu Christi Domine<br>Et tu, Brute.&quot;<br><br>The senate tried to sympathize<br>It was the cat they should despise<br>Informant told his whereabouts<br>Centurions to seek him out<br><br>Centurions! There go the centurions<br><br>Brutus had to turn his head<br>When that cat done went and said<br>&quot;If he`s got this thing for shoes<br>He just might be ambitious, too<br>They got holidays all in his name<br>And all a tyrant needs is fame<br>Those fascists don`t play pretty games<br>Egypt is the place to be<br>But Rome is a democracy<br>Rome!<br><br>Caeser never got them back<br>Cause they killed his ass in the second act<br>Brutus spoke, then Antony<br>Said, &quot;My girlfriend`s cat is smarter than me<br>Egypt`s biggest rivalry<br>Cleopatra`s cat and me.&quot;