Cleopatras Cat

<br>Cleopatras favorite cat<br><br>Got his hands on caesers spats<br><br>The heat was on as you could see<br><br>So he front em to mark antony<br><br>Said, &quot;my girlfriends cat is smarter than me.&quot;<br><br><br><br>Caeser had an eye for clothes<br><br>He saw them spats and said, &quot;i like those.&quot;<br><br>Caeser had not thing to say, except<br><br>&quot;jesu christi domine<br><br>Et tu, brute<br><br>Jesu christi domine<br><br>Et tu, brute.&quot;<br><br><br><br>The senate tried to sympathize<br><br>It was the cat they should despise<br><br>Informant told his whereabouts<br><br>Centurions to seek him out<br><br><br><br>Centurions! there go the centurions<br><br><br><br>Brutus had to turn his head<br><br>When that cat done went and said<br><br>&quot;if hes got this thing for shoes<br><br>He just might be ambitious, too<br><br>They got holidays all in his name<br><br>And all a tyrant needs is fame<br><br>Those fascists dont play pretty games<br><br>Egypt is the place to be<br><br>But rome is a democracy<br><br>Rome!<br><br><br><br>Caeser never got them back<br><br>Cause they killed his ass in the second act<br><br>Brutus spoke, then antony<br><br>Said, &quot;my girlfriends cat is smarter than me<br><br>Egypts biggest rivalry<br><br>Cleopatras cat and me.&quot;