Hard on The Boulevard

<br>Sunshine, convertable tops<br><br>You call em rags, we call em drops<br><br>You ride black walls, we ride vogues<br><br>You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes<br><br>You say Im fake, I say youre smoking<br><br>Im just a mack named $hort from oakland<br><br>Just like a tag team wrestling tip<br><br>With a nasty bitch, then the homie switch<br><br>Bitch, aint getting nothing but a lesson taught<br><br>If your pimping aint strong, its not my fault<br><br>Hoes start choosing, wouldnt give em a break<br><br>I pull out my old white too $hort tape<br><br>Im playing &quot;dope fiend beat&quot; and the shit still hits<br><br>Trying to stick my dick all in them lips<br><br>She said &quot;no, I never did it before&quot;<br><br>Well you aint the bitch Im looking for<br><br>Cause shes rich and thick and chocolate<br><br>Wouldnt hesitate to lick my dick<br><br>All my parters say &quot;$hort whats up? &quot;<br><br>See me with a bitch with a big-ass butt<br><br>I dont answer, I start laughing<br><br>Nothing going on but the oaktown macking<br><br>Laying it right, all damn night<br><br>Hoes getting sprung like they smoking the pipe<br><br>El dorado, mazeratti<br><br>Nothing but freaks with fine bodies<br><br>I love to roll my mercedes benz<br><br>Im nothing but a player like all my friends<br><br>So when you call me fake, be for real<br><br>The call me short dog cause Im hard as hell<br><br>Hope your girlfriends name aint linelle<br><br>I screwed her last night in a cheap motel<br><br>Like I told my crew, when the toss ups chill<br><br>Humping like a chevy rolling down foothill<br><br>Get off the pipe fool, stop cracking<br><br>Be like short dog and start macking<br><br><br><br>T double o s-h-o-r-t<br><br>I go solo, cant nobody fuck with me<br><br>Ill just kick back counting my bank<br><br>No cokes smoking, just potent dank<br><br>Funky fresh on the microphone<br><br>When you spin that wax, its not the same ol song<br><br>Round and round it goes, where it stops no one knows<br><br>You see me at the clubs catching all the hoes<br><br>I dont drink vodka, I do drink gin<br><br>I like to get a blowjob from your girlfriend<br><br>Cause Im macking, baby, you know thats right<br><br>Im from the oaktown, straight eastside<br><br>I got all my game from east oakland streets<br><br>Now motherfuck you damn shit-haired freaks<br><br>I go on and on as I sing my song<br><br>If youre tender and young, I fuck you all night long<br><br>Im not a no-good punk, I didnt make you flunk<br><br>I didnt tell the whole world your pussy stunk<br><br>I cut you slack in my rap, I couldve macked your mother<br><br>But life is too $hort so I kept it undercover<br><br>Im so damn hard, on the boulevard<br><br>Hoes aint tripping on me, they wanna fuck my car<br><br>Freak nasty dont trip, to me it aint shit<br><br>You can suck my dick with some fat hoe lips<br><br>Riding in a caddy with the top let down<br><br>California sunshine, cruising the town<br><br>On the boulevard, maybe drop my top<br><br>If youre feeling hot, dont even stop<br><br>Cause it feels so good, Im oh so sprung<br><br>They way you work that tongue, it just makes me cum<br><br>I told all my homies, all about<br><br>The way I bust big nuts, in your mouth<br><br>On the boulevard, were riding oh so real<br><br>Not skyline, Im talking about foothill<br><br>And when it ended, you know what happened<br><br>Im so hard I just cant stop macking<br><br><br><br>I know I gotta stop sooner, but Ill stop later<br><br>They call me short dog, Im nothing but a player<br><br>I know what shes thinking, &quot;im falling in love&quot;<br><br>But theres another freak Im thinking of<br><br>Shes got long long hair, shes not like you though<br><br>Shell do whatever I say, shell even be my hoe<br><br>Cause I dont wanna get married, Id rather freak mary<br><br>Make good love and I do mean very<br><br>Wherever I go, its the same old case<br><br>Same damn thing all over the place<br><br>(nothing but bitches) tight-ass jeans to pose in<br><br>I used to ride the strip trying to catch the hoes<br><br>They wasnt choosing, nope not these hoes<br><br>They wanted big time vettes, riding brand new vouges<br><br>So like I said before, I aint tripping<br><br>Told myself its time to stop bullshitting<br><br>Did the gangster walk, did it like this<br><br>Walked up to a girl and I called her a bitch<br><br>I said &quot;my name is $hort, I dont play games<br><br>I only play young bitches, now whats your name? &quot;<br><br>She said &quot;i wouldnt tell you in all my life<br><br>Youre just a little thug, youre not my type&quot;<br><br>I said &quot;im sir too $hort, couldnt be no punk&quot;<br><br>East oaktown is where Im from<br><br>You see wherever I go, its the same old case<br><br>Same damn thing all over the place<br><br>(nothing but bitches) mad cause I told the truth<br><br>Im calling you one and you can call me, too<br><br>Call me too $hort, call me &quot;too thin&quot;<br><br>But you wouldnt get a dime out of this pimp<br><br>So just give it up baby and Ill run right through ya<br><br>Maybe just maybe Ill come back to ya<br><br>Like too clean, Im riding cadillac<br><br>I hit the strip, turn around, and come right back<br><br>See Im a big mack, and every bitch in sight<br><br>Says &quot;is that short dog sitting at a red light? &quot;