Sample The Funk

<br>Intro:<br><br><br><br>Sup? <br><br>Short dogg back in the house beeyatch!<br><br>And it dont stop to the beat<br><br>Aint no thang but a chicken wing<br><br>We gonna do it like this one mo time<br><br><br><br>Verse 1:<br><br><br><br>Straight from oakland, california Im back again<br><br>Short doggs on the mic bout to mack and pimp<br><br>We got flavor at the dangerous crew camp<br><br>Save ya money, cant use dem food stamps<br><br>Other crews like to sample and mix<br><br>But our crew, we just play that shit<br><br>Live, drums, bass, keys<br><br>Niggas dont like it, you can get bees<br><br>Stuck in the back of your throat<br><br>Fuckin with a pimp named sir too $hort<br><br>We coulda sampled the luke but we didnt<br><br>Id rather treat ya like a ho and start pimpin<br><br>When will you other brothers realise? <br><br>Cant fuck with my crew better feel your eyes<br><br>Cos you must be blind if you cant see<br><br>And ima say this shit quite frankly<br><br>I give a fuck when freestylers step up<br><br>I dont do it, tell you bout it on the next cut<br><br>Cos right now we gotta feel the flow<br><br>And make sure we keep it real slow<br><br>Just like the motherfuckin dangerous crew<br><br>We gettin funky like its 1972<br><br>Still puffin on them zags, dressed like pimps<br><br>And axe ohio players once again<br><br>Can we sample the funk? <br><br><br><br>Yknow we dont wanna wear it out<br><br>We just wanna lil piece, yknowhatimsayin? <br><br>We aint goin loopy, were goin freaky<br><br>We gonna funk it track for track<br><br>Dangerous crew style<br><br>Ant banks let me flip this one more time<br><br>Ya ready? <br><br><br><br>Verse 2:<br><br><br><br>All you brand new rappers got a new flow<br><br>You aint samplin james brown no mo<br><br>Probably try to sample cameo<br><br>Parliament funkadelic, you scandalous ho<br><br>You stole it, ossie brothers, bark kays<br><br>Barry white, isaac hayes<br><br>Have you heard the term sample clearance? <br><br>Start the nigga who wrote it, would never hear it<br><br>Now were suin your ass for sure<br><br>Gotcha spendin all ya money cos you need a lawyer<br><br>You got problems and ya need ta solve em<br><br>Ya shouldnt of sampled wouldnt of had dem problems<br><br>If youd have played your own shit<br><br>You wouldnt be broke, you woulda made ya long grip, bitch<br><br>But thats irrelevant now, my friend<br><br>Cos they done wiped you clean like ant banks benz<br><br>Sittin on some three-piece amgs<br><br>Better find you a sample, you aint playin these<br><br>Kinda beats, so funky make your fingers pop<br><br>If you cant find a sample you aint got<br><br>Not one damn thing for a nigga to ride to<br><br>But I been gettin funky since I was in high school<br><br>Growin up in that bootsys rubber band<br><br>In 76, seen a mothership land<br><br>Nothin but funk all in your face<br><br>I like to slow it way down in ass and bass<br><br>Cos thats how we be layin tracks<br><br>Just flip the funky rhyme and start sayin raps<br><br>Get funky with ant banks, peewee, shorty b<br><br>Father d, dope d, tony t<br><br>The motherfuckin dangerous crew<br><br>And thats the drop from the dime, well change the groove<br><br>Just to sample the funk<br><br><br><br>Beeyatch!<br><br>Thats right, peewee friggin the keyboards<br><br>Tony t on the drums, shorty b on the bass<br><br>Ant banks on the mixing boards, short dogg on the vocals<br><br><br><br>Verse 3:<br><br><br><br>Right now you know the story of too $hort baby<br><br>First started rappin in 1980<br><br>I got more game than monopoly<br><br>Now Im makin money there aint nobody stoppin me<br><br>Used to be local til I signed with jive, man<br><br>Used to like to sample now Im rollin with live band<br><br>Now that I finally did this shit<br><br>Im makin one more album and then I quit<br><br>And only one thing could make me say Im not<br><br>And thats one million dollars on the spot<br><br>Upfront cash, money, no compromise<br><br>No schemes, no scandals, dont front and lie<br><br>Just pay the man in full<br><br>Thirty years old, torch the bull<br><br>Aint givin shit up but the funk<br><br>Let these record companies know what the fuck I want<br><br>Cos they been fuckin black folks right from the start<br><br>When you sign that line tear your ass apart<br><br>For every one you get they gettin five<br><br>Niggas gettin paid but it dont seem right<br><br>I know where I came from and know where Im at<br><br>And my last two albums dont sound real bad<br><br>Im too $hort baby, I aint no punk<br><br>Im just askin can I sample the funk? <br><br>So can we sample the funk? <br><br>Bitch!<br><br><br><br>Outro:<br><br><br><br>Yeah, you know what Im sayin? <br><br>Im talkin to george clinton, bootsy collins<br><br>My nigga suga foot and diamond from the ohio players<br><br>Im talkin to james brown<br><br>We know where the funk came from<br><br>Johnny guitar ? ? ? ? <br><br>To all yall niggas, yall can sample all you want<br><br>Here we go loopty-loo<br><br>Cos the dangerous crew goin to get funky like this<br><br>Flip it!