Potty Mouth

(Aaah! You said that word<br>I`m gonna tell yo momma on you<br>She`s gonna whip you too<br>That`s what she gonna do) --> Joe Tex<br><br>Gazoose! Holy cow! Golly gee!<br>Dagnabit! Great Caesar`s ghost!<br>Man, what you say?<br>I say, Yikes! Hush, darn it!<br>Wait a cotton pickin` minute!<br>Heavens to Murgatroid!<br>Take it away<br><br>[ VERSE 1: Andy C ]<br>I`m rubber, you`re the glue sticks<br>Everything you say will bounce off of me back to you if the shoe fits<br>Potty mouths got me hot like a coffee pot<br>You`re more predictable than a _Rocky_ plot<br>Save the four letter words, keep the gunshot<br>It`s all talk, you`re as fruity as a kumquat<br>And I`m supposed to be shocked? Stop, zip your lip<br>Quit, all you wanted was a pop hit, hypocrite<br>Don`t take him serious, he needs to be laughed at<br>So play the laugh track ( *canned laughter* )<br>Try a preposition, pronoun or an adverb<br>Cause you haven`t said a thing, just a bad word<br><br>(Aaah! You said that word)<br>Ooooh<br>(I`m gonna tell yo momma on you)<br><br>You`re puckerin up, then you huff and you puff<br>And then cover the cuss with a ( *bleep* )<br><br>(Aaah! You said that word)<br>Ooooh<br>(I`m gonna tell yo momma on you)<br><br>You`re puckerin up, then you huff and you puff<br>And then cover the cuss with a (ish)<br><br>(Aaah! You said that word)<br>(I`m gonna tell yo momma on you)<br><br>You`re puckerin up, then you huff and you puff<br>And then cover the cuss with a ( *sound effect* )<br><br>Ooh ooh, shame on you<br>Tell me what you`re tryin to do<br>You better watch your mouth<br>You better watch your mouth<br>Ooh ooh, shame on you<br>Tell me what you`re tryin to do<br>You better watch your mouth<br>You better watch your mouth<br><br>[ VERSE 2: Dizzy Dustin ]<br>Do you kiss your mother with a mouth like that?<br>Can`t you find another way to make people react?<br>It ain`t the way you`re supposed to behave when you`re grown<br>Potty mouths stinkin up the microphone<br>Your vocabulary`s germ-ridden, I will call a septic<br>A fungus among us, spray the disinfective<br>You talk and spreads it, better get a medic<br>Or everybody gets it and it`s an epidemic<br>You`re like a trash truck, so keep your trap shut<br>All you really wanna do is make a fast buck<br>That`s why rap sucks, it`s too limited<br>Potty mouths wanna keep hip-hop primitive<br>I`m not sayin that I never cuss<br>But profanity shouldn`t be a crutch<br>So now you been caught, shoulda thought when you spoke<br>Wash the potty mouth out with soap<br><br>(Aaah! You said that word)<br>Ooooh<br>(I`m gonna tell yo momma on you)<br><br>You`re puckerin up, then you huff and you puff<br>And then cover the cuss with a ( *bleep* )<br><br>(Aaah! You said that word)<br>Ooooh<br>(I`m gonna tell yo momma on you)<br><br>You`re puckerin up, then you huff and you puff<br>And then cover the cuss with a (ish)<br><br>Ooh ooh, shame on you<br>Tell me what you`re tryin to do<br>You better watch your mouth<br>You better watch your mouth<br>Ooh ooh, shame on you<br>Tell me what you`re tryin to do<br>You better watch your mouth<br>You better watch your mouth<br><br>[ w/ choir - repeated until end ]<br>Ooh ooh, shame on you<br>Tell me what you`re tryin to do<br>You better watch your mouth<br>You better watch your mouth