Draft Me

<br>*female newsreporter talking*<br><br>&quot;Also the, hearing from the defense department that they launched<br>some fifty Tomahawk cruise missiles<br>Not only from ahh US ships but also from British<br>submarines in the area&quot;<br><br>[Chorus: 2x]<br>Draft me! I wanna fight for my country<br>Jump in a humvee and murder those monkeys!<br>Draft me! I`m too dedicated to fail<br>Justice must prevail (Justice must prevail!)<br><br>[Canibus]<br>Yo, I wanna get drafted, I wanna see somebody get they ass kicked<br>with standard military tactics<br>Fuck brass knuckles, I`ll punch you with brass fists<br>Totally flowin with my emotions in my moment of madness<br>I`ll wake up the whole barracks, murder you on your matress<br>And look at you like, &quot;What`s the matter?&quot;<br>You better go back to your bed, before I have to act up<br>You might be the next one to get ripped you jacker!<br>You better not tell the captain<br>I might accidentally shoot you with the mack 10 at target practice<br>Runnin through the obstacle course, up and across<br>Over the logs, five more, damn soldier you strong<br>Come on, I wanna be agile and docile<br>Break ya legs like popsicle sticks, put you in a hospital<br>Stand over top of you, put a pillow over your nostrils<br>and just feel so sorrowful<br>It doesn`t make me feel powerful, it`s just a parable<br>It`s just a rhyme really none of this is tangible<br>So don`t ask me about it, I won`t get angry at you<br>And before I get angry, I just won`t answer you<br>You better go get in shape or lift some weights nigga<br>Cuz next time I see you I`ma be a ape nigga<br>Lemme find out you still callin out my name<br>I`ll crash into your tourbus with a plane nigga<br><br>[Chorus: 2x]<br><br>[??]<br>Fuckin with my freedom, leave a muh`fucker bleedin<br>Leave `em in pain like a infant when he teethin<br>It`s huntin season, and ya loved ones grievin<br>Cuz I never back up (no sir) I never back down<br>Ask Brown (Ha!) From the bell to the last round<br>Face down, dick in the dirt, hit `em where it hurt<br>Make the enemy my lil` bitch in a skirt<br>Cuz when it rained it poured, this ain`t a game it`s war<br>One goal, one aim son, same as yours<br>Alotta pain to endure, terrain to explore<br>And I`ma hold my weapon right cuz I was trained in the Corp<br>You don`t want no trouble, whole city reduced to rubble<br>And we gon` make it happen, quick, fast, and on the double<br>Draft me!<br><br>[??]<br>So y`all best go get y`all shuffles!<br>(Draft me) The situation`s gettin ugly<br>So who better butt me, and put to sleep the enemy<br>Draft me, pass me, the M-16<br>Give me a buzz cut, ask me if I give a fuck<br>I`m comin out blastin, military four-fashion<br>Twelve close castin, for weapons of mass-distraction<br>Outlastin, all the privates in my company<br>Fightin for my family, and the cats that grew up with me<br>My Band of Brothers, rarely just smother the enemy<br>Razor blades cut ya face and leave a scar so you remember me<br>Lurkin, to leave y`all with bloody red turbans<br>Screamin &quot;Jihad!&quot; while y`all pray to a false god<br>We ready for, all out war, it`s time to settle the score<br>Grab a .44 and dump into nigga`s door<br>Draft me, you ain`t even gotta ask me, I`m ready<br>With the Rambo machete, using tactics that`s deadly<br>Draft me, I swear to God, we ready for the Taliban<br>Drop the bomb, and huddle with some nuclear laws, come on!<br><br>[Chorus: 2x]<br><br>[Canibus (as Stan)]<br>Truthfully, I wouldn`t wanna go to war if they asked me<br>I`d rather puff hashies and talk about headies and Lassie<br>I was just sayin to Canibus last week<br>I heard a record called Channel 0 that was mad deep<br>When I`m overseas I can`t eat, the food is nasty<br>Bis has a seafood fancy, I`m allergic to crabby<br>G`head draft me, your all in my new family<br>I`ll have a good time wavin gats at the ???<br>If I get hit, one of the team`ll carry me<br>So g`head draft me, g`head draft me<br><br>[Chorus: 2x]<br><br>*George W. Bush talking*<br><br>&quot;The only way to pursue peace is to pursue those that threaten it<br>We did not ask for this mission, but we will fulfill it...&quot;