Dirty Mutha Fuzz

<br>I thought I was bad thought l`ze a kickn` stud<br>I thought I had a knockn` stroll<br>I caught a momma glidin` through the alley<br>A big pink pussycat she said &quot;Meow&quot;<br>She said her name was Tammy<br>And her sugar hills worked the cure<br>I came to her in jammies<br>And I left so-phista-mature<br><br>Dirty Mutha Fuzz<br><br>Well the next day I hung over<br>My head still hurt like hell<br>I begged to her have mercy<br>But she pounded on me just like a nail<br>She unwrapped all by chocolates<br>I opened up all her cans<br>She spread herself out like a banquet and said<br>&quot;I`m gonna punish you my man&quot;<br><br>Dirty Mutha Fuzz<br><br>I got my fine sexy sheba here<br>She only smokes the peckerilla<br>It`s like we`re chillin` down in Graceland<br>She`s Elvis - I`m Priscilla<br><br>Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz<br>She`s built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much<br>Dirty, she`s got the velvety hand cuffs<br>I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt<br>Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream<br>I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream<br>Little Orphan Annie`s got on red stiletto heels<br>She said, &quot;You love it, you love it,<br>Just gaze up at me as you kneel&quot;<br><br>When she went for the whip fellas<br>A chill went down my spine<br>Such an innocent face<br>With such an evil mind<br><br>I pushed the buttons on her blaster<br>John Coltrane began to bop<br>I started workin` on a solid rhythm<br>With horns over the top<br>All at once she whispered<br>&quot;A little fertilizer will make it grow&quot;<br>Her blubber cups bucked a blizzard<br>And I covered her with snow<br><br>Dirty Mutha Fuzz<br><br>Dirty, yeah she loves you Dirty Mutha Fuzz<br>She`s built like a candy store and Lord I ate too much<br>Dirty, she`s got the velvety hand cuffs<br>I tell ya fellas I got whip marks on my butt<br>Dirty, yea my tickle turned into a scream<br>I tasted the cool whip and produced my whip cream<br>Little Orphan Annie`s got on red stiletto heels<br>She said, &quot;You love it, you love it<br>You`re not above it -- you`re dirty.&quot;