Jussummen

Well I`m the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba<br>Franks making thanks, operating like Trapper<br>John M.D., yea, that`s what folks tell me<br>I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby<br>So there, dear, uhum, you suit though<br>Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo<br>Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble<br>And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle<br>But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters<br>Beg your pardon, Mr. keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers<br>See, i got it going on `cause of the songs that I write<br>I got it going on `cause my crew is nuff hype<br>Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like Zorro<br>I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella Dorro<br>Breadsticks, oh yes it`s the books plus three<br>Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, ?(Abe Blitz and Tea)?<br>`Cause we`re<br><br>(Chorus)<br>Jussumen that`s on the mic...<br><br>Diggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka<br>Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher<br>When I`m proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings<br>I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons<br>I`m funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder<br>I`ll jump up and flex , make you think I`m jane Fonda<br>I shiggity slam Rito, I`m layed back like Tito<br>I good gots nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo<br>Se Vente, yes I can samba<br>I`m known like Geraldo, shishi karamba<br>The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser<br>I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser<br>So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive<br>I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five<br>Diggity damn right half pint, i taste great like Bud Lite<br>I`m well known like Spike or Walter Kronkite<br>Cause we`re<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show<br>Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, HO<br>Yep, I got my moms, i got my girl, I got my friends<br>And they say some making dollars, in Japan, I`m making Yenz<br>Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William<br>I went and break a slut like Donald Trump can break a million<br>Or zillion, I kills `em, I watches All My Children<br>I`m hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims<br>I was strong from the get go, I`m not Lou Ferringo<br>I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo<br>Like Cheeko, I`m the man, yes indeed, i got the smart, so<br>When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Arts<br>Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna<br>I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone ya<br>A loner, i can`t swim, I`m laughing in my hoodie<br>And I get down and boogie, oogie, oogie<br>Cause we`re<br><br>Chorus<br><br>I`m like Slick Rick the Ruler but I`m cooler that a calvin<br>My mon`s name is June, my pops name is Alvin<br>I`m not your Kurt Gowdie but I`m outtie, Sianara<br>So hit the road Jack so I can Welcome Back Kotter<br>I flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get them<br>I chills wit the Books now mom paid out the rectum<br>No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash<br>I`m deep, no steep, I`ll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)<br>I diggity drops a jam and now I`m slamming like Madonna<br>I gave a crewcut to Sinead O`Conner<br>Your honor, I`m bad to the bone, word is born<br>`Cause me and Mrs. jones, we got a thing going on<br>Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end<br>To the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again<br>`Cause it`s crazy, so give it a rest toots, don`t you know me<br>I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni<br>`Cause we`re<br><br>Chorus