Pissin on Your Steps

It`s D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien<br>to the rescue<br>I`m solo and threw a bolo and left two<br>dancers back on Soul Train<br>and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain<br>now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent<br>using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid<br>let`s have a vote and try to register our ballots<br>and realise a Hammer`s just a mallet<br>toss him like a salad cause he ain`t truly gifted<br>now the party`s lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS<br>golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla<br>Ice is cool, but I can`t stand Vanilla<br>because he takes a style and tries to mock it<br>ain`t nothin` personal, G<br>but I`m kinda inta chocolate<br>it`s all about the black<br>and it`s like that<br>and I`m so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack<br>plus I`m almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English<br>800<br>now I peep ya concept<br>ya think ya got a rep?<br>Dance all day, while I`m pissin` on your steps.<br><br>[CHORUS:]<br>"Oooh, oooh, pissin` on your steps..."<br><br>[BRIDGE]<br><br>No Del<br>is not a mean fellow<br>just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow<br>see I`m rather mellow<br>some call it lazy<br>me & myself<br>and I ain`t with the daisies<br>cause I`m no g_ddam flower<br>and every single dancer in circumference<br>receives a golden shower<br>I`m here to insult the<br>hip hop John Travolta<br>ya think ya all that<br>but really you`re shorter than a midget<br>I don`t fidgit, with the ballet,<br><br>CUBE: Phuck a dancer!<br><br>DEL: Because that`s what my pals say<br>and brothers don`t shake ya rumps<br>wearin` biker shorts is like chokin` on ya nuts<br>because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia<br>and that`s much worse, than a fine girl burnin` ya<br>plus it ain`t fly for you to have your behind<br>blasted all out like a feline<br>see I`m givin` you advice<br>make ya think twice<br>cause dance groups don`t last past Minute Rice<br>so change ya conept<br>acquire some skills on the mic while I`m pissin` on your steps.<br><br>[CHORUS:]<br><br>"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)"