If You Must

It`s important to practice good hygiene<br>At least if you wanna run with my team<br>I`m bout to get into some shit that I`ve seen<br>This fool`s breath, I mean so bad it`ll melt your ice cream<br>They say don`t say nothing if you can`t say nice things<br>Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting<br>I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum<br>I was a victim of breath on him<br>Running his yap about what sets he from<br>Gotta get some gum gotta get him some<br>He turned it down, his teeth was brown<br>Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation<br>I had to ask the dope to pass the soap<br>Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans<br>Or bathrooms in a bus station<br>He had a can of Olde E and some raisins<br>Amazing... head to toe B.O.<br>He didn`t know, used to the fragrance<br>Just as the days went without bathing<br>He felt manly and not like a maiden<br>He had one dread, and fungus<br>Said he worked on peoples` toilets with plungers<br>Girls let the guy you were with ????<br>So guys take your cue from this number<br><br>[CHORUS] (x2)<br>You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br>You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br>You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br>Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy<br><br>Now at class you need total concentration<br>But there`s kids in the back holdin conversations<br>Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys<br>Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids<br>Coast and Joy, they leave their absence<br>One`s fool`s feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks<br>Brimstone, girls would never bring him home<br>I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone<br>And said, "Bud(?) you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"<br>I know some people your ass should be submerged<br>Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd<br>Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid<br>Well look it up<br>And while you`re at it, get a cup<br>And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle<br>You get our vote for most stinkiest<br>That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail<br>I said he was stale<br>Underarms is ripe<br>Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats<br>And we holdin bets, and after this I`m gonna collect<br>Nigga check, yourself<br>Respect yourself<br>And wash your mothafuckin body `fore your sweatshirt melt<br>Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive<br>The funk got you captive<br>You don`t need a map bitch<br><br>[CHORUS] (x2)<br>You gotta wash your ass, if you must<br>You gotta wash your hair, if you must<br>You gotta brush your teeth, if you must<br>Or else you`ll be funkyyyyyyyy