Morris` Nightmare

<br>Morris` Nightmare <br>By: Jimmy Buffett <br>1978 <br>-- Spoken: <br>&quot;This is another new song we`d like to do for you now. It`s a, tells the <br>story of a lovely cruise ship couple. You know in November, the snowbirds <br>start heading south down there, and you`ve seen them with the matching belt <br>and shoes, condo commandos, you know. So uh, hey that`s good shit. I smell <br>it, alright, ooh. We better start this song before I get hungry. This is <br>called `Morris` Nightmare`.&quot; <br><br>Down in the islands where the happy folks stay <br>Everybody do what Bwana Jim say <br>He say its ok, it`s ok <br><br>You can do what you wanna <br>Do what you like <br>Twist a big ol` number <br>Ride a motorbike <br>It`s alright, It`s alright <br><br>Dance to the drum <br>Drink a lot of rum <br>Love till you come to a stop <br><br>Swing like a monkey in a coconut tree <br>Sing like the dolphins in the deep blue sea <br>Sing it`s alright, it`s alright <br><br>-- Spoken: <br>&quot;How does Fred Neil do it? Come on Jay Spell&quot; <br><br>You know people in the city got nowhere to go <br>They used to go to bars now they go to Discos <br>No, no, no disco (uh-uh, no) <br><br>They never see the sun <br>They hardly see the moon <br>They barely see the ground `til the snow melts in June <br>Uptight, It`s out of sight <br><br>So they save a little money <br>Take a little trip <br>They only see the islands from a tacky cruise ship <br><br>Buy a little liquor <br>Buy some sea shells <br>Husband tries to sleep <br>Wife just yells <br>Morris, you can sleep when you get home <br><br>Down in the islands where the happy folks stay <br>Everybody do what Biwana man say <br>He say its ok, it`s ok <br><br>It`s alright, it`s alright <br>Do what you wanna, do what you like <br><br>-- Spoken: <br>&quot;Morris! Oh for Christ`s sake Morris, you can sleep when you get home. This <br>is supposed to be a vacation you know. We come all the way down to Miami. We <br>could go someplace nice like SeaWorld. I would like to go see, Tony Orlando <br>is playing in Miami Beach. We could do some nice things like that. But no, <br>what do we do, we have to go down to this goddamn swamp. This is a swamp <br>Morris. You call this an island? This is a resort? It`s full of mosquitoes <br>and bugs and just is terrible Morris. Are you listening to me?&quot; <br><br>&quot;Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!&quot;