The Ballad of Skip Wiley

<br>Hes a man on a mission<br><br>Wild as a ricochet<br><br>Picture if you can when the everglades ran<br><br>From the gulf coast to biscayne bay<br><br><br><br>Hes gonna give it back to the gators<br><br>Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos<br><br>He says join me for lunch at the reptiles brunch<br><br>Where the barometer soup is you<br><br><br><br>Hes crazy and dangerous<br><br>But who else can you trust<br><br>Hes the outlaw in all of us<br><br>The environmental terrorist<br><br><br><br>Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando<br><br>Jilt a tourist in st. augustine<br><br>Ou can shoplift all day at blockbuster<br><br>But you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>No you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br><br><br>Spoken:<br><br>Thats unthinkable in the state of florida<br><br>What would the chamber of commerce say<br><br>This man is sick<br><br>Eah<br><br><br><br>There were crimes of epic proportions<br><br>All part of skip wileys crusade<br><br>Tourists were cackin<br><br>And tourists were packin<br><br>While he and skink cooled there heels in the shade<br><br><br><br>Then came the citrus sensation<br><br>Welcome to the revolution he said<br><br>With a pirates persona<br><br>He snatched the gridiron madonna<br><br>And the day groovers called for his head<br><br><br><br>Hes crazy and dangerous<br><br>But who else can you trust<br><br>Hes the outlaw in all of us<br><br>The environmental terrorist<br><br><br><br>Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando<br><br>Jilt a tourist in st. augustine<br><br>Ou can rag on the miami dolphins<br><br>But you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>No you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>No, no you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br><br><br>Spoken:<br><br>Well skips caper it kinda backfired<br><br>Got the orange juice barons rather upset<br><br>In the light of bad moves these manhunts ensued<br><br>Skip easily slipped through the net<br><br>He was last seen atop of a mangrove<br><br>Perched like a wounded osprey<br><br>He was not meant to last<br><br>He belongs to the past<br><br>And I hope he gets there one day<br><br><br><br>Hes crazy and dangerous<br><br>But who else can you trust<br><br>Hes the outlaw in all of us<br><br>The environmental terrorist (terrorist)<br><br><br><br>Ou can mess with that mouse in orlando<br><br>Jilt a tourist in st. augustine<br><br>Ou can shoplift your days at blockbuster<br><br>But you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>No you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>No you cant steal the orange bowl queen<br><br>Thats right