Tie the Knot

[Humpty Hump]<br>Tie the knot, tie tie the knot<br>Ahh yeah, tie the knot, tie tie the knot<br>Tie the knot, tie tie the knot (2X)<br><br>*some off key singing of Here Comes the Bride by Digital Underground*<br><br>[Humpty talking while they sing]<br>Uhh, kick it y`all<br>Ahh yeah<br><br>[Shock G]<br>Heheheheheh<br>Yo Hump, gonna do a lil somethin like this<br><br>Lots of little knots that need to be tied<br>A pair of knuckleheads walkin side by side<br>down the altar, you say to yourself, "I will not falter"<br>But you`re thinkin it -- how did I get myself in this predicament?<br>Saw the def cutie that made your heart sing<br>You hop to the shop to get a ring (a big diamond)<br>You hop to the shop to buy a ring (a BIG DIAMOND!)<br>You hopped to the shop and got a ring...<br>Felt left out cause all your friends are hooked<br>But now you`re at the altar, your goose is cooked<br>You say a prayer, "Lord please give me strength to make it through"<br>Opened up your nervous mouth, slipped and said, "I do"<br> I don`t, IdoIdoIdo, I don`t I don`t, IdoIdo, I don`t, I don`t<br>Look you do son, now hurry up and kiss the brizide<br>Peace said the father, cause now the knot is tied<br><br>[DU] Tie the knot, tie tie the knot<br>[HH] Yeah it`s time to make the move<br>[DU] Tiffi tiffi tie the knot<br>[SG] Uhh<br>[DU] Tie the knot, tie tie the knot<br>[HH] Yo it`s time to make the move<br>[DU] Tiffi tiffi tie the knot<br>[HH] Tie the knot y`all<br>[DU] Tie the knot, tie tie the knot<br>[HH] It`s time to make the move<br>[DU] Aibbi ibbi abba abba tie the knot<br>[SG] Uhh, kick it<br>[DU] Tie the knot, TIE TIE THE KNOT!<br>[HH] It`s time to make the move<br>[DU] IFFY IBBI ABBA DABBA TIE THE KNOT<br>[HH] Kick the vocals!<br><br>*Digital Underground starts singing Here Comes the Bride off key again*<br>[Humpty Hump talking while they sing]<br>Uhh, yeah<br>Keep it comin y`all<br>Uhh, wait wait hold it tight, hold it tight<br>C`mon man this is serious, this for the movie<br>Aww man, y`all some lousy singers<br>Alright fellas, knock it off, knock it off, break it down<br><br>*after a pause, D.U. starts singing again*<br>Here comes the bride...<br>Here comes the bride (here comes the bride)<br> Here, comes the bride! (here comes the bride)<br>Here comes the bride (HERE comes THE bride!)<br> Here comes da bride!! (woooeeeeee!)<br>Lo do da lo (*they break down in laughter*)<br>La da daah..