Santa`s Creepy Secret

Spoiled one got your heart set<br>Hoping for a brand new bike<br>Getting anxious just you wait and see<br>Mommy please, everybody`s got one<br>I hope you like walking `cause it`s never gonna come <br>You promised me<br>(Someone`s telling lies) <br>They used to lie to me<br>(Someone`s telling lies)<br>Expectation from the chimney<br>(Freaking disguise)<br>Because with lots to see<br>Tinsel dreams of what they promised me <br>(I`m on a merry go mission with a carousel team)<br>I hate to be the one <br>There is no Santa Claus<br>No Santa Claus<br>I hate to be the one that tells you <br>Don`t believe in phony fairy tales<br>Gamma ray gun space flight to six ten<br>Flying over your head headed straight to your friend<br>Tou`re so lucky<br>Now you`re all grown up with a badge and a gun <br>Fighting crime in december brings you tainted memories<br>(If you got what you wanted then you might be..... nice)<br>You`ll get your christmas wish when you sleep with a fish<br>I hate to be the one<br>There is no Santa Claus<br>I hate to be the one that tells<br>You don`t believe in phony fairy tales<br>Space flight to six ten so holiday cheer to the fine reindeer <br>And all the other crap that goes with that I`m sorry to say<br>So be careful whose lap you sit upon<br>You just might turn Kris Kringle on <br>Your whispers they may, may, may <br>You`ll get your christmas wish when you sleep with a fish